"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Prison Inmate Cooking Show (from his Tiny Cell) on YouTube....

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I enjoy watching cooking shows to see what tips I can learn and today stumbled on the show "prison meals" by a man who is serving time in Fed prison and able to cook meals in his cell! He has a YouTube channel which I've heard is legit!

I am shocked at what this guy is able to prepare and cook right in his cell! He is extremely creative and combines the veggies/potatoes the prison serves (adds others from the commissary) spices/seasons them up, makes a sauce from mayo (no oil or butter - not allowed?) and appears to have.the entire commissary of spices/seasonings and condiments stocked in his extremely small cell!

He uses plastic spoons to chop up the food into pieces instead of knives which I imagine are not sold in the commissary or allowed. Forks aren't allowed either. He eats with the plastic spoon as well.

He doesnt eat the dry gnarly looking processed meat that is served, he buys pre-packaged beef, sausage chicken and rice from the commissary, seasons everything with the zillion spices/seasonings he has and grills on a makeshift grill/hot plate he made himself. He makes the rice in a bowl by adding hot water.

The grill doesn't get very hot so takes longer to cook but man some of the stuff this guy makes looks really good!

A tip I learned from him is adding jelly to the sausage while grilling, I used strawberry preserves and it was delicious! Adds a fruity sweetness to the hot salty sausage, something I had never seen from professional chefs on the traditional cooking shows.

Right now he is making fried rice and veggies sautéed with mayo and LOTS of spices and seasonings. Prepackaged chopped beef sautéed with mayo and seasoned same way.

Check it out!

 
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Don't trust the "mayo" in prison
What's up with the mayo? It's from a sqeeze bottle. Although not sure how he is able to refrigerate it after opening?

Edit: I just googled it.

"Commercial bottled or squeeze-bottle mayonnaise does not strictly require refrigeration for food safety after opening."

I did not know that! The things I learn... lol
 
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that just flew over your head
What's up with the mayo? It's from a sqeeze bottle. Although not sure how he is able to refrigerate it after opening?

Edit: I just googled it.

"Commercial bottled or squeeze-bottle mayonnaise does not strictly require refrigeration for food safety after opening."

I did not know that! The things I learn... lol
unless you're just playing ..

This is why we ❤ you, cat
 

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OK, now I'm motivated about mayo & prison.

There is a Mayo Prison in Florida. Mayo & Lemonade is "prison bleach blonde" formula. What else is there? :rolleyes:
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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