Embarrassing drunk post: the dry spell chronicles

[BaronOfHair]

That sounds exhausting. What I want is one woman

Less exhausting than desperately clinging to your fantasy of bagging a postmenopausal woman, rather than leaving that behind, pursuing women your own age and younger

 

[Scaramouche]

Hi Gamisch,
"They call me the black jew for a reason.." You are one comical bvugger,set me up for the day LOL.

 

[Scaramouche]

Less exhausting than desperately clinging to your fantasy of bagging a postmenopausal woman, rather than leaving that behind, pursuing women your own age and younger

No My Balding friend,when you are chewing on lifes gristle you just take what's offering.

 

[Clockwerk50]

Since my name was mentioned (and I got notified), I'm going to chime in.

While it's no secret I'd like to be better with the ladies, I don't want a rotating array of multiple plates. That sounds exhausting. What I want is one woman. I'm not 20 anymore. I'm almost 34 (my 20 year old self would have loved having plates)

I guess what I'm saying is: If having a rotating array of multiple plates is certain posters' idea of success, I don't want to be a success.

Hell, even when I was 23 (not much older than 20), once I finally got consistent sex with one woman, I ended up liking that arrangement. To this day, the married woman I had the ongoing affair with when I was 23 was the best sex I ever had. What a shame it ended.

It’s all good! I know you’re autistic, so I’m not sure if the intention came through, but I was making a light-hearted joke to include you. Some people call it “roasting” and it was done in good faith, like you’re part of the crew. The idea is to have fun with each other, like friends do. You could’ve roasted me back or even played along by agreeing and amplifying or something along those lines.

 

[Bingo-Player]

Dry spells are dangerous because you start second guessing yourself and everything you've ever known

Women have a good intuition for when a man isn't getting any and tend to back off plus when your dry your usually fishing for women in tainted waters like swipe apps and clubs

I have a GF now so I'm not really " on the market " but I still chat with chicks here and there from what I'm sensing now women are kinda over the " impress me " era

I recon we are heading back into an era where its actually going to pay to be more authentic and maybe a bit goofy

 

[BillyPilgrim]

Can't even imagine spending time with mediocre sl4t full of redflags . I swear on GOD: MY AGENDA IS FULL . My agenda is ALIFE and demands attention and focus!!!!

I feel anxious knowing I should be fixing people's problems and getting payed ,yet I'm entertaining a sub5 because I like box...

Yet some dork got a 7+ who loves his love handless and balding head . Make it make sense?

That blading love-handled dork with the 7+ isn't posting on SoSuave. He's a well-behaved and well-adjusted normie. The 7+ also loves his balls (if he has them) being snug in her purse.

 

[Gamisch]

"Been drinking SOME whiskey" is, in this case, more of an understatement than Syd Sweeney sighing "I've shown SOME skin on film"

Jesus Christianity from Nazareth I was hammered...

But yeah.

Back to work !!!!

 

[Gamisch]

That blading love-handled dork with the 7+ isn't posting on SoSuave. He's a well-behaved and well-adjusted normie. The 7+ also loves his balls (if he has them) being snug in her purse.

Yeah my posting on this niche forum must influence my karma . Maybe tbe Gods feel like ai had enough p00sy for this lifetime LOL

Nah for real needed to vent yall my fam.

It's just funny how kne dude can be a dork while we advise one another to be ultra super mister Olympia to get a wore down wh0re.

 

[characternote]

Somehow I doubt we have the same definition of "fvck you" money.

Fvck you money is when you can pay an extra $30 million to customize a $150 million yacht that's 200 feet because your 150 foot yacht is just too small these days and not even think twice about it.

yeah, F-U-Money is different! A few times in my life i've met guys with F-U money. Got talking too a guy in Vegas at a pool party once (i'm from the UK but I kinda made a friend and we hung out) and he was spending 60k on a bottle of champagne lol. And he didn't just buy one bottle. I got the feeling this was a very regular thing for him! I was thinking 'that would be legit life changing money to me and I could buy a very small house in some parts of teh UK outright without a mortgage, instantly making life a hell of a lot easier, and he just spent it on a drink!' lol.

And there was another kind of family friend when I was a bit younger. He was into trading the market and god knows what else, but he had multiple mansions and sports cars and spent money like it was water, and one time he showed my dad that he had multiple BRICKS of solid gold in one of his safes! Big ass bricks!!

 

[GoodMan32]

It’s all good! I know you’re autistic, so I’m not sure if the intention came through, but I was making a light-hearted joke to include you. Some people call it “roasting” and it was done in good faith, like you’re part of the crew. The idea is to have fun with each other, like friends do. You could’ve roasted me back or even played along by agreeing and amplifying or something along those lines.

I knew you were playing around with the mention of me.

I was mainly addressing the comment about BPH's plates.

 

[GoodMan32]

Dry spells are dangerous because you start second guessing yourself and everything you've ever known

Women have a good intuition for when a man isn't getting any and tend to back off plus when your dry your usually fishing for women in tainted waters like swipe apps and clubs

I have a GF now so I'm not really " on the market " but I still chat with chicks here and there from what I'm sensing now women are kinda over the " impress me " era

I recon we are heading back into an era where its actually going to pay to be more authentic and maybe a bit goofy

I know what you mean. Even though dry spells have pretty much become a way of life for me (4 years since my last free sex...and before that, I went 6 years between free sex), dry spells make you wonder what's wrong with you, wonder what you're doing wrong, etc.

 

[SW15]

Even though dry spells have pretty much become a way of life for me (4 years since my last free sex...and before that, I went 6 years between free sex), dry spells make you wonder what's wrong with you, wonder what you're doing wrong, etc.

If you were only relying on the conventional mating market for sex, you would be classified as an incel.

Shyte...haven't had a woman in 6 months now...

An isolated 6 month dry spell isn't that much of a cause for concern for an unattached male. It would depend upon the level of effort that a man is making towards getting sex during those 6 months.

There are guys who are newly divorced and/or guys getting out of long term relationships who might not have sex for 6-12 months. Many of those men are making limited efforts towards getting laid during that period as they are dealing with the trauma of a breakup/divorce. This typically happens to men in relationships of 5 years or more. The typical guy getting out of a 1-3 year, non-marital type relationship with no children involved isn't going to take that much time off. He's going to be looking for sex again rather quickly.

In general, dry spells are a sign of game deficiency when regular efforts are being made.

I don't want a rotating array of multiple plates. That sounds exhausting. What I want is one woman. I'm not 20 anymore. I'm almost 34 (my 20 year old self would have loved having plates)

I guess what I'm saying is: If having a rotating array of multiple plates is certain posters' idea of success, I don't want to be a success.

Hell, even when I was 23 (not much older than 20), once I finally got consistent sex with one woman, I ended up liking that arrangement. To this day, the married woman I had the ongoing affair with when I was 23 was the best sex I ever had. What a shame it ended.

There are men who can be alpha/sigma type males and have one woman. It's a fine line though. Alpha and sigma males are better at shorter term monogamy than longer term monogamy.

The typical man with one woman is a beta male. He operates in scarcity mentality. In a relationship, he's fearful of pissing off his girlfriend/wife for fear that she will reduce or cut off his access to sex.

The typical married man in a longer relationship (5+ years, including pre-marital time) is not getting much sex. I think many incels think that the beta male, married man sex life is good because they might be getting sex 1-2 times a month.

 

[BaronOfHair]

...dry spells make you wonder what's wrong with you, wonder what you're doing wrong, etc.

We've discussed that, more often Karachi slum dwellers keel over, after mainlining an exceptionally tainted batch. All that's left is for you to modify your dysfunctional thoughts and behaviors. Some others you can rid yourself of entirely

 

[SW15]

That blading love-handled dork with the 7+ isn't posting on SoSuave. He's a well-behaved and well-adjusted normie. The 7+ also loves his balls (if he has them) being snug in her purse.

A balding love handled dork with a 7+ girlfriend or wife is exactly as you describe him.

He has scarcity mentality.

There's a good chance she doesn't feel that much attraction for him. The marriage is like subpar or mediocre at best.

He might not have been balding or love handled when they initially got together. If he was already like that when they started, she's probably only with him for his money.

 

[GoodMan32]

If you were only relying on the conventional mating market for sex, you would be classified as an incel.



An isolated 6 month dry spell isn't that much of a cause for concern for an unattached male. It would depend upon the level of effort that a man is making towards getting sex during those 6 months.

There are guys who are newly divorced and/or guys getting out of long term relationships who might not have sex for 6-12 months. Many of those men are making limited efforts towards getting laid during that period as they are dealing with the trauma of a breakup/divorce. This typically happens to men in relationships of 5 years or more. The typical guy getting out of a 1-3 year, non-marital type relationship with no children involved isn't going to take that much time off. He's going to be looking for sex again rather quickly.

In general, dry spells are a sign of game deficiency when regular efforts are being made.



There are men who can be alpha/sigma type males and have one woman. It's a fine line though. Alpha and sigma males are better at shorter term monogamy than longer term monogamy.

The typical man with one woman is a beta male. He operates in scarcity mentality. In a relationship, he's fearful of pissing off his girlfriend/wife for fear that she will reduce or cut off his access to sex.

The typical married man in a longer relationship (5+ years, including pre-marital time) is not getting much sex. I think many incels think that the beta male, married man sex life is good because they might be getting sex 1-2 times a month.

If it weren't for my backup plan (which kills the will to go cooch-hunting to some degree), it's possible I might get conventional sex more often than I have this past decade. Still, I don't think I'd get conventional sex as often as I'd like.

What you're saying about a lot of married men being afraid of pissing off the wife (because then his access to sex might get cut off) is unfortunately true in a lot of cases. In an interesting plot twist, the married woman who had the affair with me was the opposite scenario: The husband cut off her access to sex. For 2 and a half years, he withheld his banana from her because (for some strange reason) he'd rather masturbate than nail her.

And no, her fatness wasn't his problem. She said she was already fat when they got married (so it's not one of those scenarios where a husband loses interest after the wife gets fat)

 

[GoodMan32]

A balding love handled dork with a 7+ girlfriend or wife is exactly as you describe him.

He has scarcity mentality.

There's a good chance she doesn't feel that much attraction for him. The marriage is like subpar or mediocre at best.

He might not have been balding or love handled when they initially got together. If he was already like that when they started, she's probably only with him for his money.

Interestingly, it just so happens I have a male coworker who's my age, entirely bald on the top of his head, fat, yet recently married an attractive wife.

On the surface, it appears he's an extremely lucky guy. Underneath though, he probably has a scarcity mindset.

 

[SW15]

If it weren't for my backup plan (which kills the will to go cooch-hunting to some degree), it's possible I might get conventional sex more often than I have this past decade. Still, I don't think I'd get conventional sex as often as I'd like.

I don't think you are the kind of guy who would enjoy hunting for pussie for 1-2 hours at a time at a mall or grocery store on a regular basis.

Getting conventional sex can be challenging. For a lot of men, it's going to take a lot of effort.

I also can't imagine you going to bars 2-3 nights per week, which is a good idea if you have 0 woman options in your life, don't want to approach in non-bar venues, and don't have any good hobbies/social circle options.

 

[BaronOfHair]

If it weren't for my backup plan...

Cyanide capsules?

 

[Hamurabimbi]

Next time try drunk texting a girl at work. Definitely a high stakes game.

 

[Mike32ct]

< 12 months = dry spell

>=12 months = drycel lol

I’m well into the latter definition.