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Embarrassing drunk post: the dry spell chronicles

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Follow up to my last thread. Need to vent. Sorry yall. Been drinking some whiskey to celebrate getting multiple high paying gigs .

Shyte...haven't had a woman in 6 months now... Screenshot_20250531_225752_YouTube.jpg

Last one was my muse, young tight half Asian I've been fecking the past 5 years. Even she got a ...attitude I'm unfamiliar with.

- I'm part black, so I don't Crack. Still looking like I'm 25 or some.

-ripped. Strong like an ox. Hitting PRs every week

- got feck you money.

- building an empire

- father who goes to distant for his offspring.

- kinda talkative. Can hold a conversation if needed.onky if needed tho..

- LTR monkeybrance guy. Where them h0es at???

6.2 feet. Always tallest man I'm the room towering over urr-one.

Yet I have no fecking clue what or who will kill my dryspell LOL. Will she be blonde? Or brunette? Or arab( my preference). Or..Black..nah. Black women hate black men like me. . I've lost my Pookie/ ray ray card when I went legit. And I'm not a white simp..big nay nay

I'd prefer a HAREM with one blonde, one/ two brunette, one mixed, one redhead, one latina ,one eastern European and one..idk..native American or some? Andofcourse a hot big boots ebony..

Root for ya boi. My advice will STILL be solid because hey..I've slept with more than 200 women already whoohoo. Still I feel like a damn virgin today.

But lately...damn. I'm sometimes feel like I'm real life shadow banned from getting new p00sy. like I have a sign in my head saying "DO NOT LOOK AT THIS N1gga!! He WILL approach you!!!"


The most basic dudes walk hand in hand with " okay" shorties yet I have to..._ fill in redpill clichés_ dread, push pull, inginte sparks be aloof be distant dgaf while inginte emotions, spend, don't spend be ripped, be fat, be a prisoner while owning the bus company,ignore while overwhelm her with attention....

Maybe my pathetic passport bro fiends were right all along? At least they got their 3rd world hooker to come to Europe and impregnate her..

*rant over*. Gonna feel embarrassed tomorrow...:cool::cool:o_O:rolleyes:
 
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Follow up to my last thread. Need to vent. Sorry yall. Been drinking some whiskey to celebrate getting multiple high paying gigs .

Shyte...haven't had a woman in 6 months now... View attachment 14271

Last one was my muse, young tight half Asian I've been fecking the past 5 years. Even she got a ...attitude I'm unfamiliar with.

- I'm part black, so I don't Crack. Still looking like I'm 25 or some.

-ripped. Strong like an ox. Hitting PRs every week

- got feck you money.

- building an empire

- father who goes to distant for his offspring.

- kinda talkative. Can hold a conversation if needed.onky if needed tho..

- LTR monkeybrance guy. Where them h0es at???

Yet I have no fecking clue what or who will kill my dryspell LOL. Will she be blonde? Or brunette? Or arab( my preference). Or..Black..nah. Black women hate black men like me. . I've lost my Pookie/ ray ray card when I went legit. And I'm not a white simp..big nay nay

I'd prefer a HAREM with one blonde, one/ two brunette, one mixed, one redhead, one latina ,one eastern European and one..idk..native American or some? Andofcourse a hot big boots ebony..

Root for ya boi. My advice will STILL be solid because hey..I've slept with more than 200 women already whoohoo. Still I feel like a damn virgin today.

But lately...damn. I'm sometimes feel like I'm real life shadow banned from getting new p00sy. The most basic dudes walk hand in hand with " okay" shorties yet I have to..._ fill in redpill clichés_ dread, push pull, inginte sparks be aloof be distant dgaf while inginte emotions, spend, don't spend be ripped, be fat, be a prisoner while owning the bus company,ignore while overwhelm her with attention....

Maybe my pathetic passport bro fiends were right all along? At least they got their 3rd world hooker to come to Europe and impregnate her..

*rant over*. Gonna feel embarrassed tomorrow...:cool::cool:o_O:rolleyes:
Last woman I met was bubbly. Ghosted me outta fecking nowhere despitewe were hittingit of!!! I geuss rasta fari bombaclad got arrested and left her messages on unread???. Came back after 3 weeks saying "heeey stranger".

I was like naaaaaah bytch. Imma king. Foth. You semi fat , 43 y.o with 3 grown up kids... you should be THANKFUL that I tool you seriously..not entitled!!!

Prostitution is legal here. Maybe I should "un- scrooge " and pay for play??

They call me the black jew for a reason..
 

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We’ve all been there brotha, good that you’re getting happiness through your gigs.
You’ve got time to focus on new hobbies.
 

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OP you got cash, you got skills, you got little time with your high paying gigs. Why let them give you the runaround? Get an escort if nothing else to see if chicks you approach regard you differently. A "before and after" if you will. They can smell the DGAF. If you're busy acquiring currency, disregard the difficult women. Difficult women are often made difficult by excess desire on the man's part.
 

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We’ve all been there brotha, good that you’re getting happiness through your gigs.
You’ve got time to focus on new hobbies.
I work literally 8 days per week. Clients ask me to please take a day off. I'm like what day ?

Funny how life works. When I was broke and out, I had h0es traveling miles to see me. Now iMma ghost to most( rap lyric).

Ghost to most yet I'm still the HOST of this party and traveling COAST 2 COAST...

Walking around in my painter pants. Dirty with stains. Stains that tell stories.

Hookers...mwah... they a gamble..I need a Gamisch hooker. A real one who happens to just be a Hooker that day but she a Queen LOLLL.
A " partime prostitute " whi has a loving boyfriend knowing what she does but dude too lame to bring in some real grown people cash...so she sells her va-geg-geh .

A vag1na is mostly used for bleeding and pissing. Fax
 

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OP you got cash, you got skills, you got little time with your high paying gigs. Why let them give you the runaround? Get an escort if nothing else to see if chicks you approach regard you differently. A "before and after" if you will. They can smell the DGAF. If you're busy acquiring currency, disregard the difficult women. Difficult women are often made difficult by excess desire on the man's part.
Sometimes I'm surprised how broke some n1ggas are. Like...they don't have 10 bucks to spend if necessary. BUT give shorty the opportunity pick and she WON'T PICK ME ( AKA THE BOSS) Yes ima narcissistic fantasy brother at times.

I git feck- you -in -the- face- and -bust- a- nut- on -that -face -money...

10k or 11 k. What's the difference?? Aiming at 100 k for starting. Millie as a checkpoint. More as endgoal
 

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OP you got cash, you got skills, you got little time with your high paying gigs. Why let them give you the runaround? Get an escort if nothing else to see if chicks you approach regard you differently. A "before and after" if you will. They can smell the DGAF. If you're busy acquiring currency, disregard the difficult women. Difficult women are often made difficult by excess desire on the man's part.
Can't even imagine spending time with mediocre sl4t full of redflags . I swear on GOD: MY AGENDA IS FULL . My agenda is ALIFE and demands attention and focus!!!!

I feel anxious knowing I should be fixing people's problems and getting payed ,yet I'm entertaining a sub5 because I like box...

Yet some dork got a 7+ who loves his love handless and balding head . Make it make sense?
 

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That sucks. You are in @GoodMan32 level now lol j/k

Truthfully, with a little effort and some luck, you will find one soon enough. Recently, @BPH pipeline of plates dried up, but eventually he found a couple and now he is in love lol j/k

Hopefully everything turns out for the better.
 

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That sucks. You are in @GoodMan32 level now lol j/k

Truthfully, with a little effort and some luck, you will find one soon enough. Recently, @BPH pipeline of plates dried up, but eventually he found a couple and now he is in love lol j/k

Hopefully everything turns out for the better.
Ehh, school's out, so it's back to regular ole ugly townies. I was out the last 2 nights to check a couple of places and I was not impressed...

It's been going on 3 weeks dry, thanks to the girl who passed out in her bed last weekend.
 

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Ehh, school's out, so it's back to regular ole ugly townies. I was out the last 2 nights to check a couple of places and I was not impressed...

It's been going on 3 weeks dry, thanks to the girl who passed out in her bed last weekend.
Yeah I needed some @BHP to kick me down. That's the game. Man at night man in the morning.

I used to Diss your bitchazz because you...whatever

Take your salt and spray it on me.

But ...remember. I might overrule you very very soon...I just might sell you a course on how to win in life...

Moms spaghetti????? while feckjng h0es in your corrola VS me getting thousand dollar deals but getting none????? .

I geuss p00sy = a man's worth? Even if it's a FAT LATINA ( imma latin n1gga) I love how you responded despite our beef. Have at it. Spit and kick. I had it coming.

watch my comeback.
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

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That sucks. You are in @GoodMan32 level now lol j/k

Truthfully, with a little effort and some luck, you will find one soon enough. Recently, @BPH pipeline of plates dried up, but eventually he found a couple and now he is in love lol j/k

Hopefully everything turns out for the better.
Goodman...

Sh111111t.

That's SADpill. Beyond blackpill. Goodman where the n1gga @?? He was annoying AF.

WhollaBillah I'll soon be back . Corrector was another one.
 

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Somehow I doubt we have the same definition of "fvck you" money.

Fvck you money is when you can pay an extra $30 million to customize a $150 million yacht that's 200 feet because your 150 foot yacht is just too small these days and not even think twice about it.
 

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Somehow I doubt we have the same definition of "fvck you" money.

Fvck you money is when you can pay an extra $30 million to customize a $150 million yacht that's 200 feet because your 150 foot yacht is just too small these days and not even think twice about it.
Shyte

Damn

Okay

I have "jerk off money" now . Trying tho...
 

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Somehow I doubt we have the same definition of "fvck you" money.

Fvck you money is when you can pay an extra $30 million to customize a $150 million yacht that's 200 feet because your 150 foot yacht is just too small these days and not even think twice about it.
You are also annoying in a good way. Lobe you bro. Keep being you PLEASE. We need that realness
 

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Yeah I needed some @BHP to kick me down. That's the game. Man at night man in the morning.

I used to Diss your bitchazz because you...whatever

Take your salt and spray it on me.

But ...remember. I might overrule you very very soon...I just might sell you a course on how to win in life...

Moms spaghetti????? while feckjng h0es in your corrola VS me getting thousand dollar deals but getting none????? .

I geuss p00sy = a man's worth? Even if it's a FAT LATINA ( imma latin n1gga) I love how you responded despite our beef. Have at it. Spit and kick. I had it coming.

watch my comeback.
:rofl: I'm not in the habit of kicking people while they're down. I don't think I'm better than anyone else - if they're working on improving their lives, who am I to tell them whether it's good enough for ME?
 

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:rofl: I'm not in the habit of kicking people while they're down. I don't think I'm better than anyone else - if they're working on improving their lives, who am I to tell them whether it's good enough for ME?
Schadenfreude is a actual word...Germans got strong hold on you bitchazz Americans..

Iam kinda down. It's okay. Oke. Okay like @CornbreadFed thaught me

Schadenfreude ...Schade means damage. Freude means fraud. Damage fraud. Just saying

If my south American father wouldn't ne a rolling stone tho..and I'd be living at home at 32...I'd SAFE 800€ a month by packing DHL packages or any other brainless job just saying..... . .. .......

So you still a sucker...haha

Left home when I was 15. My daughter is 13 and a half now . Fighting to make her a queen
 
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:rofl: I'm not in the habit of kicking people while they're down. I don't think I'm better than anyone else - if they're working on improving their lives, who am I to tell them whether it's good enough for ME?
You ain't better than anyone you are WORSE.
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Get your shyte straight today homie
 

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That sucks. You are in @GoodMan32 level now lol j/k

Truthfully, with a little effort and some luck, you will find one soon enough. Recently, @BPH pipeline of plates dried up, but eventually he found a couple and now he is in love lol j/k

Hopefully everything turns out for the better.
Since my name was mentioned (and I got notified), I'm going to chime in.

While it's no secret I'd like to be better with the ladies, I don't want a rotating array of multiple plates. That sounds exhausting. What I want is one woman. I'm not 20 anymore. I'm almost 34 (my 20 year old self would have loved having plates)

I guess what I'm saying is: If having a rotating array of multiple plates is certain posters' idea of success, I don't want to be a success.

Hell, even when I was 23 (not much older than 20), once I finally got consistent sex with one woman, I ended up liking that arrangement. To this day, the married woman I had the ongoing affair with when I was 23 was the best sex I ever had. What a shame it ended.
 

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Yeah I needed some @BHP to kick me down. That's the game. Man at night man in the morning.

I used to Diss your bitchazz because you...whatever

Take your salt and spray it on me.

But ...remember. I might overrule you very very soon...I just might sell you a course on how to win in life...

Moms spaghetti????? while feckjng h0es in your corrola VS me getting thousand dollar deals but getting none????? .

I geuss p00sy = a man's worth? Even if it's a FAT LATINA ( imma latin n1gga) I love how you responded despite our beef. Have at it. Spit and kick. I had it coming.

watch my comeback.
Or in my case (with the married woman I mentioned on my last post), even if it's a fat married White woman 22 years older than me, cooch is cooch.

Goodman...

Sh111111t.

That's SADpill. Beyond blackpill. Goodman where the n1gga @?? He was annoying AF.

WhollaBillah I'll soon be back . Corrector was another one.
I'm right here.

Just got finished bagging a late 40s woman a short bit ago. She left my place less than an hour ago.

Alas though, my 4 year dry spell of free sex is growing.
 

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"Been drinking SOME whiskey" is, in this case, more of an understatement than Syd Sweeney sighing "I've shown SOME skin on film"
 
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