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    I'm stepping out -- best of luck to you all!

    Posted by Vassago ( http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=28050 ): This is so obvious that it's stupid. I've been here for too long and didn't get all that much improvement I was looking for. Sure, I feel much more laid-back now, and feel better with myself than when...
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    First Post, coupled with a great new girl!

    ... and while you're patiently wainting by the phone for her call, why dontcha read the DJ bible?
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    First Post, coupled with a great new girl!

    100cagefighter sorry for being too stern, but you really need a wake-up call. The "DJ bible" is here: http://sucs.org/~nicholas/djb/index.php
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    First Post, coupled with a great new girl!

    Sir, You are pathetic. So you don't want "a lot" of girls in your life. That's fine, really it is. Few guys know what they want. I see no reason to change that. But what you're doing about this girl here is pathetic. So she has a boyfriend "she knows needs to break up with". Fine...
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    A modest proposal

    lonelyeditor, Don't take this wrong but... WHY would the "best picks" settle for the geeks/nerds when they can get much better? Instead of conceeding to defeatist attitudes and rewarding men that have no backbone, why don't you 1) get some good sleep; and 2) work on becoming a "better...
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    Girl cancels with vague excuse...???

    I agree 95% with what violator said. You're surely overanalysing -- after all, you should be concentrating on your exams! So she wants you to switch Mon. and Thu. dates to Fri./Sat.. Boo-hoo. You're busy -- and so is she, or at least so should she. Don't tell her that obviously -- this requires...
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    Small tits

    Best way is to joke about it. As soon as she complains, grab them, suck on them and moan on them with delight while you're sucking. She'll get the idea. If she repeats the annoying comment again, go with something like "Gee, I've such a big d!ck, I wish the doctor had cut off more as I asked...
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    Touching!

    Re: Re: Women on this board?? So, in oposition... if I were to stroke a woman's panties, I'd get a handjob instead?
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    wholesome girls

    Apart from the "flame war" between the different branches of the armed forces here... :) ... why does this upside-down post smell like a group of (wo)men ranting on and on about "there's not enough real women out there"? Yeah, of course everyone wants a decent woman as a life companion...
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    Hello

    Outro... :rolleyes: Another one... :rolleyes: Just kidding, welcome ZeZe. About your questions: start reading (yesterday) the DJ bible for insight. It won't make you a ladies' man, but it's good for bootstrapping your game.
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    Have you ever met this woman?

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T DO IT !!!! DON'T LOWER YOURSELF LIKE THAT!!!! This kind of girl doesn't want to be cured, and at the very best she will become EXTREMELY resentful of you if you happen to show her true colors! Please, learn and be quiet. Remember, "Challenge", "Mystery"?... Your...
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    Most obvious come-on that was missed

    LOL!!! LOL, TM:R, That sounds like something out of Twilight Zone... Nice demo of Challenge... that last sentence about "being late for school" could've saved it if you had said it with a BIG brin in your face :D :D :D
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    Valentines Day discussion thread (Merged threads)

    Flowers? I think the only occasions I bought flowers was for funerals. So, I don't give flowers to girls; they may get the wrong idea.
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    Questions for Sir Chancelot and all

    To quote the famed italian physicist: Meaning: bla bla bla. But it works and it gets us da pu$$y, why worry?
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