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    I got turned down by a hb9 :confused: adivise please

    "Im not asking you to marry me dont worry! you seemed like a cool person who id get on with but hey if your boyfriend doesn't like you talking to other guys then its something ill have to accept :) "
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    Got a lump on my ****

    My gp has looked at my **** many times for STD tests which ive been given the all clear about. Its not noticeable unless im erect then it kinda sticks out a little. Noone else has a white lump under the skin on their ****?
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    Got a lump on my ****

    So ive had this lump on the underside of my **** just below the bellend which is grey/white and hard. Ive had this since i was a teenager so its not an STD. Do any other guys have this? Is it a birth mark or something? Havn't had any complaints about it yet but id just like to know what it is :D
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    Benefits of Moving out?

    I moved out at 18 and highly recommend it.. i shagged 1 girl in my parents house... ive shagged 16 in my own apartment :up:
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    Who else has "pulled out"?

    What about it? If she cant look after it herself then adopt or abort - Problem solved.
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    Who else has "pulled out"?

    haha i did the same with a girl about a week ago.. pulled out a good bit before feeling the need to *** and finished myself off on her ass. She better not be pregnant ! But if she is ... she doesn't know my second name so ill just ignore her calls :D
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    holy **** me and this girl are about to bone

    If i cant get it off after a couple seconds i take my own shirt off and shortly after im like... "oi.. planning on keeping that on all night or something?" with a cheeky smile
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    i've swallowed the pill now what?

    You're acting AFC. When she calls and says come over and **** me, pass it up... say you have stuff to do. If shes ****ing other guys and you're not comfortable with it, next her. The trick to get a girl to "love" you is to keep her hot and cold the whole way. Be part of her life on a daily...
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    plugged my first black girl the other day.

    I had sex with a black hooker once. She told me to wash my ****.
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    VERY funny With a 7.5.. Need some help from fellow DJ's. Somewhat tricky.

    She probably thinks you're a stalker. Try ignoring her for a couple weeks.
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    YES! Now how to proceed...

    Use the figure of eight bowtie pattern
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    Omg i had the best success ever last night

    I think if i was with a hot girl i would jizz in my pants
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    Omg i had the best success ever last night

    So i was studying up, reading different methods the whole night before. Anyways.. i walked into a bar with my wing feeling a bit nervous because there was so many hot women around,, We went to the bar and ordered a beer. Then we stood in a corner for 15 minutes. Then i state shifted, using...
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    premature..ejeculation into her mouth

    In a situation like that 2 minutes is perfect since you wont be having sex. I wish i was able to *** in 2 minutes :( i have the opposite problem, lack of cummage.
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    On her terms?

    You need to be more assertive of your authority in situations like that. Take the lead and make decisions for the both of you. For example if you are walking in the city together, make sure you are leading her, "This way" and walk the way you want instead of following her like a lost puppy...
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