Recent content by old married dude

The older & wiser I get, the more I realize that marriage is strictly for betas.

I agree, having a nice car does help you get noticed for sure. My old Audi S4 used to grab a lot of attention, but I don't drive nice vehicles any more, the deer will not let me. When I totaled my Audi in November by hitting a deer, that was the 4th vehicle in 10 years that's happened to and...

Yeah I agree. Women just have way too many options now especially given the average 15:1 male to female ratio on OLD sites/apps. Way, way back in the day when OLD didn't exist & we were still connecting to the internet via 56K dialup, and mobile phones didn't have text capability, women had...

I like a girl who looks like she is from 1956 not 2016 lol but those are hard to find.

They are the epitome of laziness lol. I had this bigger girl at my work ask me how I stay so athletic looking at 40 when most guys are pudgy. I just simply said "One hour in the gym 5 days a week!" That's really all it takes!

LOL Big double standard exposed there. Women generally want you to accept that they are dating around/playing the field or whatever, but the moment you reveal you are spinning plates, they can't deal with it.

Always ask them to Facetime before meeting, I know I do. They can't hide from a live camera LOL. If they adamantly refuse to Facetime then you know they've misrepresented themselves in their pics. True story.

My pet peeve at the gym is seeing people with horrific form. You know, the people doing barbell squats that maybe go down 6 inches, or people who are using dumb bells that put their whole body into action & use momentum to get reps in. I used to try and correct them and they'd look at me like...

Right on!!! If we meet for drinks first & they f*ck me good, I'll reward them with a dinner next time. Quid pro quo is the way to go gentleman!

The best is to do hot or bikram yoga. You get to watch them sweat, they get to watch you sweat, you get the point lol. Feels very energizing on a cold day too!

If they have Asperger's then they could qualify as AFC females. I knew an aspie girl back in the day who was at least average looking but just very odd and eccentric.

Could be the case sometimes, but I usually come across the ones who are like "Craft beer & artisan pizza is for pretentious hipsters!" lol I'm in a very not so cosmopolitan Midwestern city here afterall. Oh & I'm like the furthest thing from hipster.

Add really ****ty taste to the list here. I come across a lot of chicks who are like "Olive Garden is the best restaurant ever!" or "Bud Light is the best beer ever!" Uhh, no...next!

I've had as many as three, but it was too exhausting in more ways than one.

Yeah it's a numbers game, you might feel like a spammer, but hit up as many ladies that seem at least "doable" to you. POF is bad for getting responses, for every 50 messages I send I maybe get 5 replies. I used to work in marketing research & depending on what city you're in, some OLD...