Recent content by MrBond007

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    crying, and embarressment

    I know whats your problem: 1)You hold your anger back because you do not find it right to fight or be angered 2)You are afraid that if you hit them back, they could hit your harder You`ve got to learn how to let loose your anger and use it as it rises.The people hitting you prolly did...
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    Suggestions for SoSuave.

    No Spiky no!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Why can't we swear on these boards?

    **** the ****ing ****ers! Its ackward to see that even mods do not agree with this rule. Makes you wonder what kind of idiot made it that way in the first place
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    Suggestions for SoSuave.

    You` ve got your business handed to you "big-****ing-deal". Unlike you, I can only post between 6 PM to Midnight. You seem to waste most of your day on this forum. Also, Im going to be a psychatrist so go hang yourself.
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    me = 21; she = 25; family = don't disgrace us

    Chris: Next time your mother whines about this just tell her: "You better shut up your mouth before someone takes a piss in it!". And if your sister tries to get into the fight just pork her with a 10 foot ninja boner. Ultimate Power!
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    Suggestions for SoSuave.

    Well its just that I hardly beleive that masturbation can be considered a job.
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    Why can't we swear on these boards?

    What Bishop doesnt seem to get is that banned things are banned for a purpose wich is hiding or covering any form of truth or imposing a guideline. The problem is that this stupid ****ty mother****ing censor problem only hinders people. ***** and pvssy sound and look the same (graphically...
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    "hello" (what the hell!?!)

    If you are only looking to get some attention just open with "Hey *****!" On the other hand, just use your surroundings to get a convo goin. For example, I was rollerblading in my new neighborhood and I was looking for a street. I saw a girl: -"Hey, Im looking for Dupres Street, mind...
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    When is it ok to forgive?

    You know you shoudnt take a chance with her anyway. You know the sayin`: Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.
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    When is it ok to forgive?

    The only time you should forgive someone is when they were punished appropriately. A man asked Jesus( its a translation from something I remember): -My brother keeps doing me wrong. -Well then get even and forgive him. -What if he wrongs me again and again? -Get even for each wrongs and...
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    Why can't we swear on these boards?

    You should be the one knowing it.
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    Suggestions for SoSuave.

    *Cough* *Cough*
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    Super confidence

    Maybe so but then again if you go up to everyone who makes fun of someone else you`d be the one looking like an idiot.
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    Purse Pickup Lines

    WOuld be great if her name was something like Fingula Uminez (wathever). It would be F.U written on her purse.You could ask her "Isyour name **** you?"
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    First Post - Phone Number Extraction Tip

    MP are for homosexuals. I either write the # using my blood or a pen. Wichever is more conveniant.
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