"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What body shape in this lineup are you most attracted too?

Which?

  • 1

    Votes: 5 27.8%
  • 2

    Votes: 9 50.0%
  • 3

    Votes: 8 44.4%
  • 4

    Votes: 1 5.6%
  • 5

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 6

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 7

    Votes: 1 5.6%

  • Total voters
    18
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The Duke

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Well off. Well off mate. Its only 6%, that's 1 in 17 American women. And it doesn't mean she's automatically hot remember (what about her facial attractiveness, character, personality, habits, IQ, loyalty, shared interests etc). And most of them (or a huge chunk of them) are already taken.

Sorry, but 40% of women being lean is a pipedream.


Median 50% / 50th percentile is 39% bodyfat for women, 28% for men. These are from data from 2015-2016 as well.
Is that your opinion or did you site some source for that?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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