Cheeky_James
Master Don Juan
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That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Are you referring to the glued-on ones that last for weeks?If you go down the wig road,just make sure its applied properly,maintained,and not a piece of cheap crap from Ebay. In my previous workplace,I came across many such blokes,and its amazing how they open up to you,Iv seen some wigs that were indectectable,was amazed when told,and some that even Stevie Wonder could spot. You cannot buy a wig for £10,slap it on your head any old how and expect it to look real,and yet,iv seen many blokes do exactly this
I liked Travolta`s rug in Resovoir Dogs was it,the long haired one,but thats just me I reckon!could work @Jor-El for sure
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I think I’m nightgame , where it’s darker, such wigs could be undetectable tbh.
Yeah, well one of my mates had a "hair system" (posh name for wig!) and it did look good to be fair,but he said was very sweaty...which stopped him using it...but I wouldnt criticize any one for going down that roadAre you referring to the glued-on ones that last for weeks?
I dread to think of the state of the scalp afterwards...
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
are you an Aussie lolI liked Travolta`s rug in Resovoir Dogs was it,the long haired one,but thats just me I reckon!
Aha! Yes. thats it,im getting my movies mangled! Having rocked the long hair myself before now,I do have a liking for it,and I tell ya,I found the lay-deez do like a man with long hair...its just the maintemance..man,its a faff,new respect for the ladies with long locks after thatare you an Aussie lol
It was Pulp Fiction- Vincent Vega
Some hair systems do look really good. But yeah I imagine it might get uncomfortable to wear.Yeah, well one of my mate had a "hair system" (posh name for wig!) and it did look good to be fair,but he said was very sweaty...which stopped him using it...but I wouldnt criticize any one for going down that road
Fabio agreesAha! Yes. thats it,im getting my movies mangled! Having rocked the long hair myself before now,I do have a liking for it,and I tell ya,I found the lay-deez do like a man with long hair...its just the maintemance..man,its a faff,new respect for the ladies with long locks after that