"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Anyone know any good home test for testesterone testing

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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No such thing that will give an accurate level. Get a blood test that measures total and free T levels.

The one thing you can look at is that Lower T levels coincide with higher levels of abdominal fat.
 

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Preferably via Amazon asking for a friend!
online men's health/hormone clinics offer them. But I don't think they're just something you can order as a standalone thing. But if you do them you need to make sure you do it fasted and in the early morning though.

Might be easier and cheaper just requesting a hormone panel from a family/general practitioner.
 
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