"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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The one thing growing up in the hood has done for me is give me a lifetime of streetsmarts.

My head is always on a swivel when I am out and about even in "safer" neighborhoods, and anytime I go past alleyways or between buildings I am always looking to see if anyone is lurking.

It always amazes me how people can be so nonchalant while they are out and about in public that they don't pay attention to things going on around them.

 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The one thing growing up in the hood has done for me is give me a lifetime of streetsmarts.

My head is always on a swivel when I am out and about even in "safer" neighborhoods, and anytime I go past alleyways or between buildings I am always looking to see if anyone is lurking.

It always amazes me how people can be so nonchalant while they are out and about in public that they don't pay attention to things going on around them.

The hood? are you black? Just wondering, I always pictured you a white guy lol
 

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The hood? are you black? Just wondering, I always pictured you a white guy lol
I am white but I grew up in a mostly black neighborhood in a pretty rough section of the city. I was one of 3 white kids there growing up. Wouldn't change that for anything now even tho it wasn't always the most fun growing up with always having to keep your guard up every time you stepped out of the house.

Gives you a lot of perspective on things.
 

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I am white but I grew up in a mostly black neighborhood in a pretty rough section of the city. I was one of 3 white kids there growing up. Wouldn't change that for anything now even tho it wasn't always the most fun growing up with always having to keep your guard up every time you stepped out of the house.

Gives you a lot of perspective on things.
You grew up in New York?
 

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The one thing growing up in the hood has done for me is give me a lifetime of streetsmarts.

My head is always on a swivel when I am out and about even in "safer" neighborhoods, and anytime I go past alleyways or between buildings I am always looking to see if anyone is lurking.

It always amazes me how people can be so nonchalant while they are out and about in public that they don't pay attention to things going on around them.

There are two related reasons for this: one, the UK in general and London in particular has taken in huge numbers of immigrants from the third world of late, many of whom are in the country illegally. Two, the UK is hugely under policed.

Police forces across the country suffered significant cutbacks, particularly between 2010-2020, so we now have fewer officers and a larger population (many of whom do not respect our basic norms and values). So, effectively policing has now been reduced to a triage service.

Then, if/when the police do show up a lot of the officers aren't up to the job. That's partly due to recruitment policy and there are, in my view, far too may female officers now. Lots of instances of them responding to 999 calls and getting seriously out of their depth.

All very unfashionable points, I know. But that doesn't stop any of it being true.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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It's the opposite in the US. My small town cops have full auto M4s they love to point at anyone they can. Better get your hands up quick, or they get to blow you away.
Good ole boy cops don't like any backsassing!
 

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Good ole boy cops don't like any backsassing!
That's why I love those first amendment audit videos with these idiot cops that don't know the law and think you can be detained for taking videos or pictures in public.

Then try and force people to ID themselves when they have no lawful basis for doing so and try and make up laws that don't exist or twist them in ways they don't apply.

It's freaking hilarious because they get pissed when their Sargeant ends up coming and basically tells them they are wrong.

How can you not even know the laws you are charged with enforcing??
 

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Good ole boy cops don't like any backsassing!
News just came out that my town's insurance company dropped them due to having too many claims. They apparently buy a policy to insure against lawsuits from police brutality and killing innocent people in police pursuits. The old policy was $50k with a $50k deductible. Now they have to buy a high-risk policy, and the best quote they can find is $500k for the premium with a $500k deductible.

They hire officers with just a high school diploma, and pay them 3x the median income in the county, plus benefits. The town is the same population as 20 years ago, but now has three times the cops, who are costing the taxpayers millions of dollars with their stupidity. You can't talk about it, though, cause here in the Bible Belt we back the blue!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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