"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Civil War 2024 (trailer)

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Really excited about watching this movie. Will be also released on IMAX.

It's an independent non-Hollywood movie (ie released by A24) but it sounds like a crazy premise of a formal theatrical release movie.

Sort of looks like Olympus Has Fallen vibe (2013) with Gerald Butler, but this one looks really fresh.

Kind of reminds me of looking at that movie 2012 in the year 2009, when the end of the world on Dec 21, 2012 was getting intense around that time, but in the end, business as usual. Probably would be the same with this one too right?
 
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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From wikipedia:

In the near future, a team of journalists travel across the United States during the rapidly escalating Second American Civil War that has engulfed the entire nation, between the American government and the separatist "Western Forces" led by Texas and California.

Seems like a pretty ridiculous premise, as Texas and California would almost certainly be fighting on the opposite sides in any hypothetical civil war.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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This is closer to reality than people think, within the next decade or 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 this may become a reality
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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From wikipedia:

In the near future, a team of journalists travel across the United States during the rapidly escalating Second American Civil War that has engulfed the entire nation, between the American government and the separatist "Western Forces" led by Texas and California.

Seems like a pretty ridiculous premise, as Texas and California would almost certainly be fighting on the opposite sides in any hypothetical civil war.
Outside parts of West Texas & the panhandle, Texas is basically California lite especially Austin.
 

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Maybe they should have casted Gerald Butler on this one.
 

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pure fantasy, a civil war on the same scale as the first one is impossible. America’s biggest divide is rural vs urban currently, hard to fight a civil war on that.
I don't know the screenplay of the movie and we know they can't give too much away of the story on a trailer otherwise it would spoil the movie. You have to give it the benefit of the doubt until the movie is premiered so at least you have some reaction from the seasoned movie critics who can then tell us whether the movie has a sellable storyline and is worth seeing. Now, people might like different aspects of a movie. One aspect I look at is atmosphere and I think the trailer is doing a good job of selling the atmosphere of the type of movie this is going to be. The trailer may be doing a disservice of revealing a plot detail that would make the movie seem absurd or challenge suspension of disbelief. If it turns out to be a great movie then the marketing department should have concealed that plot detail as its not doing any favours to selling the film.
 

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One thing that is good is they are not using any A-list actors to sell the movie. In a movie landscape where you don't get many movies except cheap horror movies or super-expensive cgi laden franchise movies, this is something when something independent comes around that reminds me of 00s released movies before the streaming services were entrenched.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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From wikipedia:

In the near future, a team of journalists travel across the United States during the rapidly escalating Second American Civil War that has engulfed the entire nation, between the American government and the separatist "Western Forces" led by Texas and California.

Seems like a pretty ridiculous premise, as Texas and California would almost certainly be fighting on the opposite sides in any hypothetical civil war.
Yes and considering Texas is not connected to the rest of the US Energy Grid and has already had instances where people are getting 20K+ electric/gas bills during times when their grids get stressed, all you would need to do is attack their power plants and they'd be done for.
 

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I’d have Texas Rangers deployed to destroy all the ac compressors, problem solved.

Darwinism at its finest.
 

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I find it interesting in this film, that the President of the Rump of the United States, is in his *third* term. I wonder why, in this alternate history, the 22nd Amendment was modified or repealed?
 

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I find it interesting in this film, that the President of the Rump of the United States, is in his *third* term. I wonder why, in this alternate history, the 22nd Amendment was modified or repealed?
Not necessarily...there could be a loophole exploited in the language itself...it is governing elections. Let's say a President serves 2 terms, then gets defeated but come back in the next election 4 years later as the VP and they end up winning and the president dies.

He would likely argue that he wasn't elected president and that he would rightfully be the President due to how the rules work.
 

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As was said above, geography is a necessary element of warfare. Take the state of Georgia as one example. A civil war there would basically be Atlanta vs everyone else. Cities couldn't survive as landlocked islands in a sea of opposite ideology.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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