Apocalyptic **** Test or What?

[SargeMaximus]

Hey guys, the boss took me and my coworkers out for lunch today. Our server was a 6.5 caked-in-makeup girl.
Things seemed fine up till the end when the boss was paying the e bill and we all thanked him in unison.

then the waitress says “That’s right, guys, thank your sugar daddy”

wtaf?

 

[BillyPilgrim]

Caked-up makeup is your answer. Skank was projecting her insecurities.

 

[Vero Della Rosa]

Spurts from the chaotic fountain of the feminine, my friend. She's used 2 no accountability. Sounds like if she randomly attacks others, she's been responded to with understanding. To you and your friends it's meaningless, but you still look her in the eyes with a tentative, "you wanna play this game?" while pointing out what she's doin wrong.

 

[SargeMaximus]

Spurts from the chaotic fountain of the feminine, my friend. She's used 2 no accountability. Sounds like if she randomly attacks others, she's been responded to with understanding. To you and your friends it's meaningless, but you still look her in the eyes with a tentative, "you wanna play this game?" while pointing out what she's doin wrong.

I don’t wanna try to be alpha around my boss tho lest he feel challenged and ****. I just did the agree and amplify thing by saying “you know it!”

 

[Vero Della Rosa]

I don’t wanna try to be alpha around my boss tho lest he feel challenged and ****. I just did the agree and amplify thing by saying “you know it!”

I understand pal. This is gettin into the weeds here I know but maybe something like, "Uhhhhhh yaaaaaa..." with a comedic but slightly pressing 'that's crazy' eye roll.

Weird situation but it isn't big

 

[rench]

>boss
Literal cuck

 

[obelisk]

No. This is definitely a time to tow the line with the boss. There is zero upside to this situation.

 

[SargeMaximus]

Thanks for the responses guys. I did leave a bad review giving the service 1 star and saying “Rude”. In the future I will try and see if I can steer us away from there

That's not a sh*t test, it's outright disrespect.

The only correct response is to nuke it. Take that b*tch down a peg or two and leave a 0% tip as the cherry on top.

If it was me, I would have, but boss paid.

 

[CAPSLOCK BANDIT]

You guys are basically all cucks for life now, raw deal

 

[mbc0029]

Hey guys, the boss took me and my coworkers out for lunch today. Our server was a 6.5 caked-in-makeup girl.
Things seemed fine up till the end when the boss was paying the e bill and we all thanked him in unison.

then the waitress says “That’s right, guys, thank your sugar daddy”

wtaf?

She knows the game. She doesn't think any of you do

 

[Doctor Europeo]

"You should really get a sugar daddy of your own so you dont have to wait on me for minimum wage"

 

[mbc0029]

Spurts from the chaotic fountain of the feminine, my friend. She's used 2 no accountability. Sounds like if she randomly attacks others, she's been responded to with understanding. To you and your friends it's meaningless, but you still look her in the eyes with a tentative, "you wanna play this game?" while pointing out what she's doin wrong.

Game recognizes game

 

[mbc0029]

That's not a sh*t test, it's outright disrespect.

The only correct response is to nuke it. Take that b*tch down a peg or two and leave a 0% tip as the cherry on top.

"You're going to need to do better than that, sweetheart"

 

[Vero Della Rosa]

"Take back the tip back boss, she can get one from her own sugar daddy."

This is great. Interpret it as a lighthearted game of fun/wit and just play along for the fun. This ain't your focus, but if she was serious, it bein fun to you is just a bonus. But that ain't a move, I mean you gotta realy believe it !

Maybe at the end add a, "Right?" with eye contact

Seeing things truly as they really are will allow you to differentiate from the situation . Stay separate. Then you're indestructible !

 

[mbc0029]

This is great. Interpret it as a lighthearted game of fun/wit and just play along for the fun. This ain't your focus, but if she was serious, it bein fun to you is just a bonus. But that ain't a move, I mean you gotta realy believe it !
Maybe at the end add a, "Right?" with eye contact

Sounds good.

It's as if you have to internalize the game.

 

[Vero Della Rosa]

Sounds good.

It's as if you have to internalize the game.

You need wisdom to do so ! How do you know what "the game" is?

So many would see "the game" as the girl is a machiavellian villain plottin to make you into dirt. With most gals it ain't that deep !

It doesn't matter what she means by it . Just say what you think about it, cause it don't really matter does it?

Seeing things truly as they really are will allow you to differentiate from the situation . Stay separate. Then you're indestructible !

 

[mbc0029]

Seeing things truly as they really are will allow you to differentiate from the situation . Stay separate.

Couldn't agree with you more. Maybe that's the key.

Becoming an observer almost.

 

[bat soup]

Hey guys, the boss took me and my coworkers out for lunch today. Our server was a 6.5 caked-in-makeup girl.
Things seemed fine up till the end when the boss was paying the e bill and we all thanked him in unison.

then the waitress says “That’s right, guys, thank your sugar daddy”

wtaf?

Maybe she was trying to be funny. Women sometimes do that and usually fail.

 

[SargeMaximus]

Couldn't agree with you more. Maybe that's the key.

Becoming an observer almost.

isn’t that what I did when I said “You know it!”
?

 

[mbc0029]

isn’t that what I did when I said “You know it!”
?

It's almost like you're watching sportsball, or a movie

It's weird