"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Formerly hot harridan: 'I'm just grateful that someone wants to see my t*s!' Kelly Brook, 43, says she's flattered by demand for topless shots ...

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I like her attitude, that she's flattered by it. I get so tired of women whining because men think they're sexy. Boo frigging hoo.
 

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Not quite what she used to be, but still pretty nice imo. I'm a boob man though.

"Kelly Brook is trying to lose weight from her boobs because they have grown to be a massive 34FF.

The model - who has described her breasts as "the equivalent of three basketballs - explained how she when she gains weight it tends to go to her chest, and she is now struggling to cope with their size so is making an effort through exercise to reduce her bust."


 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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The model - who has described her breasts as "the equivalent of three basketballs - explained how she when she gains weight it tends to go to her chest, and she is now struggling to cope with their size so is making an effort through exercise to reduce her bust."
I think that's what they call first world problems.
 

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Okay, so she's 43, and in that second picture she has a bit of a pooch, and she looks a little thick. But I'd say she still has her charms.
 

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I like her attitude, that she's flattered by it. I get so tired of women whining because men think they're sexy. Boo frigging hoo.
base of woman is complaining, they complain they get attention and then complain when they get none, just nod and smile and move on
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Okay, so she's 43, and in that second picture she has a bit of a pooch, and she looks a little thick. But I'd say she still has her charms.
I'd bang her easily!
 

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She’s got no trunk to haul those melons. Sorry, I prefer the Mexican weather girl shapes.

This is a women “complaining” that her boobs are “too big”. Attention hoeing at its finest. Be like a guy complaining that when he gains weight, it adds length to his c0ck. Such a travesty.
 

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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¡Oh, Mamacita!

Bro- love me some Latinas. That Naile Lopez is gorgeous. Me and some buddies call them “the chosen ones”. Usually nice curves and spicy attitudes. They know how to treat their men right.
 

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Bro- love me some Latinas. Me and some buddies call them “the chosen ones”. Usually with nice curves and spicy attitudes. They know how to treat their men right.
Chosen, but still Catholic
 

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I like her attitude, that she's flattered by it. I get so tired of women whining because men think they're sexy. Boo frigging hoo.
Thats because she is 43. If was 28, she would be repulsed because she wants men to like her for her “mind” and “personality”

Now that she knows men only care about looks. she is flattered. If she was “flattered” at 28, then we got something.
 
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