Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
I have not like what's going on in the beer world because I did like Budweiser and Pacifico as mass produced beer.My overall favorite beer comes from a local brewery in my area. I can either get it at the brewery itself or in some local liquor stores.
In terms of mass produced beer brands, I like Pacifico and Budweiser a decent amount.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Heineken should be #1 on a list of most disgusting beers. My friend loves them, bought me one once when we put at a bar, I took one sip and nearly vomited it was so nasty tasting...could not get the aftertaste out of mouth...literally ran to the bar and ordered a straight Pepsi to try and get the taste out...Just wondering what is everyone's top 5 faveorite beers?
My top 5 would have to be:
1. Heineken
2. Corona Extra
3. Coors Light
4. Guinness Draught
5. Miller Genuine Draft
Heineken should be renamed Horse Piss mixed with Cow Manure in a bottle.I'd have to say Tequiza. Its this mexican beer with limejuice in it that has a natural sweetness to it, very good.
Favorite real beer?
Heineken of course.
I have not minded Heineken but it's not a beer that I will drink regularly. It has been many years since the last time I had a Heineken.Heineken should be #1 on a list of most disgusting beers.
If you could mix horse piss and cow manure together and create a drink, that's what I imagine it would taste like.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
It tasted like 'skunk'. That's what I imagined every time I had one.I have not minded Heineken but it's not a beer that I will drink regularly. It has been many years since the last time I had a Heineken.
~ Alive or dead ? Cooked or fresh road kill ?It tasted like 'skunk'. That's what I imagined every time I had one.
Ok Ok. I had a Heineken Silver tonight, just for SS.net. LMAO this one was alive. The rest lol...~ Alive or dead ? Cooked or fresh road kill ?
Lmao