Solomon
Master Don Juan
10 years ago this guy would have not been ony laughed out of the RP space but in the normy space as well
However in 2023 This guy is considered "Alpha" by his followers who are in the millions
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.