"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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BackInTheGame78 said:
Some have said because they were waiting on humanity to get to an advanced enough point in their development before they could reveal certain things to them. One was that they needed to fully grasp what space really is. Another was our scientific understanding of how the universe works is, well, lacking for a better term. It doesn't exactly work the way we think it does and some bedrock scientific principles apparently are simply flat out wrong.

Or perhaps they simply have been building to this point for decades now and it's just time.

This is the first time since a few days after the Roswell incident that the US Military hasn't attemped to cover these things up. Almost 80 years of lying erased means something is about to really change soon.
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I've heard some of these craft occupants may have been involved in our early development. And I've heard our solar system is now at a point relative to the galactic center that fosters spiritual development. And currently we're at a time of pronounced societal crisis. I've got my popcorn ready.
 
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The aliens are waiting until a time when we can remain calm and mentally recognize the difference between a balloon and a ufo …
This is only an alien sh|t test facilitated by their Chinese helpers.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Billtx49 said:
The purpose? A pre Taiwan sh|t test to gauge the seriousness and reaction time of our current leaders …
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I think they're probing for weaknesses, what we can detect, where we detect them, how long it takes to detect them, and how long it takes us to bring them down.
 
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