Witty pickup line to use at the bar

[Epicwinguy]

I hope this is still somewhat a forum to help guys get women. If so what is your wittiest and most successful line to open a girl at a bar with?

 

[thermodynamic]

It is more about the vibe you put off than the line itself.

 

[DarwinTaurus]

How about trying this?

 

[FlexpertHamilton]

It is more about the vibe you put off than the line itself.

I don't really agree with this. If you have a good vibe and say something stupid it kills the interaction. But if you have a "bad vibe" and demonstrate your intention/attitude through your choice of words, it can flip it. Of course it goes without saying that good vibes reduce the need to say things perfectly.

The "90% of communication is nonverbal" meme is in fact completely wrong.

Anyway to answer your question I usually open nonverbally (I know completely contradicts what I just said). I'll go up and put my hand on their shoulder or jiggle their purse or something. Or just sit down with them at a table slowly then say hows it going. I usually just comment on whatever they're wearing or anything going on around us. I have also found if you're waiting for a drink at the bar you can comment on the service/drinks, in fact many of them will do that to me.

 

[Billtx49]

then say hows it going.

Or, “hey, how’re you doing tonight?”
If a man gets an answer and he can participate in situational conversation, then he’s progressing with her …
There are no ‘lines’ for a quality man, he paves his own road.

 

[FlexpertHamilton]

Or, “hey, how’re you doing tonight?”
If a man gets an answer and he can participate in situational conversation, then he’s progressing with her …
There are no ‘lines’ for any quality man.

I don't think you should ever have "lines" but you certainly still need to consider your choice of words.

I know this is an extreme, comedic example, but it kind of shows the whole "words don't matter" meme is complete BS:

 

[characternote]

maybe you need teh secret stuff that isn't in any books or anywhere online at all

https://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/x4mkrc/_/imxqobh

 

[Epicwinguy]

maybe you need teh secret stuff that isn't in any books or anywhere online at all

https://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/x4mkrc/_/imxqobh

I lift but lifting won’t get you laid unless you also have extremely low body fat. I’m actually going to try going bulemic srs.

 

[characternote]

I lift but lifting won’t get you laid unless you also have extremely low body fat. I’m actually going to try going bulemic srs.

i was kinda joking.
He's just another super PUA master on reddit who can get any girl he wants using his secret 'tehcniques' that of course he can't share! haha.
I don't think he was saying that lifting was the answer. In fact, he's a 'looks don't matter' kinda guy i think and just says you need to know his secret techqniues that aren't in any books if you want to be able to bang any girl you want

But yeah, lift, dress good, get as good looking as possible, don't be super weird and then start hitting on girls and playing the numbers. THat's all there is

 

[Dash Riprock]

Humor has a 99.99% success rate IF you know how to use it right.

If I see a hot girl at the bar solo, I might stroll up next to her, pretend (or for real) to order something and then slowly lean towards her and say something like "Hey, see that couple over there? I think it's one of those awkward first internet dates. So far she spilled her drink on herself and he had a dryer sheet stuck to his back...and they've only been here 15 minutes." Unless she's a major b*tch she'll laugh and you can DJ her from there.

Good luck.

 

[characternote]

even though i'm of the opinion that almost nothing matters in terms of what you say and stuff (within reason) and that you're either her type (everything will work) or you're not (no line will help), this sort of thread still gives me a warm nostalgic feeling.

Maybe we should have more threads like this just for old times sake lol

I remember reading forums like this 10 years+ back, and threads like this would get a stream of replies like 'open with the cat opinion opener and then transition into a cold read. Then neg her about her nails not being real. She'll be very attracted to you now. Now you can disqualify yourself with the 'wingman' routine' etc etc!! haha

 

[Travel memoir21]

‘ Hey how’s it going?’….with a little italian accent.

Pretend you’re italian or Joey from Friends just a bit and carry on from there.

 

[9-3enthusiast]

How about trying this?

In my 20s, I had a mate who would walk up to girls and just ask right out if they wanted to f**k.
Of course, 99% would reject him with various levels of severity - Everything from "No thanks", to "F**k off", to slapping him or setting her b/f on him....
But if he 'blanket-bombed' a busy club.... He'd often get one that would laugh and go home with him.

 

[Scaramouche]

Hi 9-3enthusiast,
" In my 20s, I had a mate who would walk up to girls and just ask right out if they wanted to f**k."...Yup,In the dim distant past I used to go to a Social Dance where it was traditional to have a circulating Barn Dance...During the course of this while partnering a likely Lass an acquaintance of mine would tickle the palm of her hand and ask if she needed a lift home that night....He seldom went home alone!

 

[Zimbabwe]

Hey, you seem like a cool person. What do you do for fun?

 

[Doctor Europeo]

Hmmm I havent pick up at a bar since forever. Im in a LTR atm but just the other day I was chatting this girl at the supermarket just to not get rusty. We were in the fruits & vegetables section and I just cold approached and asked her if she could help me choose some stuff, she responded very positively, smiling and whatnot. After a bit of small talk I said: You are single, aren´t you? She said yes, and laughed, and smiled. That was the moment to go for the kill (ask her out on a date or ask for her phone number) but I chose not to.

 

[BackInTheGame78]

The best pick up line of all time is simply a confident "Hello" with a smile.

 

[Epicwinguy]

Basic fundamental. Its not what you say its how you say it. A guy with good game can say any cheesey line and be succesful. By game that includes he does not look like a dirt bag too.

So you’re saying “game” isn’t about what you say, but capitalizing on women who are already a bit interested?

 

[devilkingx2]

These days I always open by complimenting a girl's style/outfit/hair and then asking where she's from.

Previously I would come up with ridiculous funny novelty openers to use on my college campus, like "do you think air conditioning is sexist against women?". I would get a lot of numbers and zero texts back.

 

[bat soup]

I hope this is still somewhat a forum to help guys get women. If so what is your wittiest and most successful line to open a girl at a bar with?

Have you tried "hello slug"? Let me know how it goes.