Ok...I know I have been obsessed

[_sideways_]

With the girl I moved away from.
She cooked me meals, snuck in my bed no questions asked. Took care of me when I was sick.
We played poker when I was bored.
Except, she is super jealous.

Obviously, I'm a little bit good looking. Thanks to my mom.
And I eat healthy and workout...


I miss her.

Yes I have 2 other prospects since I moved out. But.. I like her. And she likes me. We were talking about our future daughter's name in bed.

But... She's jealous...and I don't blame her.
I do get looks when we go shopping...and so does she. But I don't let it bother me.
This is the girl who caught me kissing her mom and forgave me and still came to my bed.

I think she is the one.

Should I order flowers to her house with a note? Or continue with another girl that I met at the grocery store?

 

[lost_blackbird]

Dude, I'm as autistic as fvck but even I know she hasn't forgiven you.

 

[_sideways_]

You're probably right....but why did she keep coming to my bed after the fact?

 

[Kotaix]

This is the girl who caught me kissing her mom.

Were you raised in a porno film?

 

[lost_blackbird]

Because right now you're her best option, but she's screening for a replacement whether she
realises it or not. I'm autistic, I study normal people every single day to try and learn to be more like them.

 

[_sideways_]

Were you raised in a porno film?

No.
I just happen to find the mom attractive.
Wtf is the problem

 

[_sideways_]

How is it that every time....a man. Falls in love . It's puzzy whipped or delusional.

Maybe, it's just a regular azz man...that likes a woman.


For ducks sake.

My dad wasn't puzzy whipped....
He just liked a girl ...
.he wasn't beta.
But he was loving.

Sometimes you guys that write sound like ..it's impossible to be happy and barbecue with your wife.

A wife can add to your life