Cheating

[firstbornunicorn]

I'm trash and may cheat on someone I'm currently exclusive with if the vibe is right.

But I have one rule:
- The girl I cheat with has to be significantly more attractive than the girl I'm cheating on

Why?

If she's super pretty, when I tell her I cheated, I'll show her insta. And she will be like "oh wow she's really pretty, ok, I get it" (more market validation if I can go up 2 hb ratings). But if she's an absolute dog, then she'd be like "lol, you cheated on me with this? K bye" (pathetic).

 

[Glassguy]

Uhm......what?

 

[GioWolf]

Why would you tell on yourself?

 

[firstbornunicorn]

Uhm......what?

I'M TRASH AND MAY CHEAT ON SOMEONE I'M CURRENTLY EXCLUSIVE WITH IF THE VIBE IS RIGHT.

BUT I HAVE ONE RULE:
- THE GIRL I CHEAT WITH HAS TO BE SIGNIFICANTLY MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN THE GIRL I'M CHEATING ON

WHY?

IF SHE'S SUPER PRETTY, WHEN I TELL HER I CHEATED, I'LL SHOW HER INSTA. AND SHE WILL BE LIKE "OH WOW SHE'S REALLY PRETTY, OK, I GET IT" (MORE MARKET VALIDATION IF I CAN GO UP 2 HB RATINGS). BUT IF SHE'S AN ABSOLUTE DOG, THEN SHE'D BE LIKE "LOL, YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THIS? K BYE" (PATHETIC).

 

[Glassguy]

I'M TRASH AND MAY CHEAT ON SOMEONE I'M CURRENTLY EXCLUSIVE WITH IF THE VIBE IS RIGHT.

BUT I HAVE ONE RULE:
- THE GIRL I CHEAT WITH HAS TO BE SIGNIFICANTLY MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN THE GIRL I'M CHEATING ON

WHY?

IF SHE'S SUPER PRETTY, WHEN I TELL HER I CHEATED, I'LL SHOW HER INSTA. AND SHE WILL BE LIKE "OH WOW SHE'S REALLY PRETTY, OK, I GET IT" (MORE MARKET VALIDATION IF I CAN GO UP 2 HB RATINGS). BUT IF SHE'S AN ABSOLUTE DOG, THEN SHE'D BE LIKE "LOL, YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THIS? K BYE" (PATHETIC).

Yeah I read it the first time

 

[firstbornunicorn]

Yeah I read it the first time

Wasn't sure if I needed to repeat it but louder

 

[RangerMIke]

If you want to date around, then just do that. I never cheat because I never commit to exclusivity. My advice would be to just be your honest and unapologetic self. You might be surprised at how many women out there are completely fine with this.... but yes... they are a minority and it can be hard to find them, but that is why you date. You date to find women that fit you.

 

[RickTheToad]

I'm trash and may cheat on someone I'm currently exclusive with if the vibe is right.

But I have one rule:
- The girl I cheat with has to be significantly more attractive than the girl I'm cheating on

Why?

If she's super pretty, when I tell her I cheated, I'll show her insta. And she will be like "oh wow she's really pretty, ok, I get it" (more market validation if I can go up 2 hb ratings). But if she's an absolute dog, then she'd be like "lol, you cheated on me with this? K bye" (pathetic).

You should speak to a male therapist.

 

[firstbornunicorn]

If you want to date around, then just do that. I never cheat because I never commit to exclusivity. My advice would be to just be your honest and unapologetic self. You might be surprised at how many women out there are completely fine with this.... but yes... they are a minority and it can be hard to find them, but that is why you date. You date to find women that fit you.

I was having a moment of weakness. I won't see any others while with this one.