kicked her out.,
I actually frog marched her to the gates on my marina where my boat was, she had to climb over the 7 ft gate at 11pm at night.
Hilarious
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Made a dating profile of my female cousin
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- Start date
I actually frog marched her to the gates on my marina where my boat was, she had to climb over the 7 ft gate at 11pm at night.
Hilarious
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
omg are you serious lol.....bro i know your heart was racing like, i gotta handle this real careful or my life is over. I hope you have text evidence of her giving consent. Where did you meet this psycho? Its too risky to do ONS these days bro.
Lol yes i agree man. I do have better things to do than to argue with my feminist obese cousin about why she is single. I try to avoid it but I get pulled in every time. I dont understand why this chick wont get off her lazy behind and just work out. I tried to workout with her but she does not like running outside because of the insects and nature stuff lolol. I know if I take her to an indoor gym it will be another excuse.
in my towns social circle lol
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I hate the race baiting these days.
One of my mates is all about his type. By this he means his background. Tbh I never had a type.
During pandemic, I picked a girl. Into SJW Going to riots. Change the world type but on the carousel wants to be girl boss. Wants marriage 50/50. Talked WHEN WE HAVE KIDS. Wants to teach OUR KIDS ABOUT RACISM. #next
If aesthetic I will hit it. After the experience I understood my mate when he said thath events his kid to look like him. Given the prevalence of cuck and the way women throw the kitty, I get it.
Sadly she likely will be calling the god father Kevin Samuels in a year.
How are the babe's treating you bud?
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
lol bro I got out of a relationship about 3 months ago. I am just focusing on my hobbies and making more money. I am talking to a girl over seas. Its going extremely well. This chick is a village girl who lives with her family. Very sheltered. Her parents want her to marry an American and she really wants to get married. If I can knock her up and keep her over there and send crazy amounts of money to support the kid it may be a win. Or bring her here and wait for the timeline. Either way I am done with American girls. They dont have much appeal anymore. Only sexual appeal and even then the juice is not worth the squeeze. Thanks for asking bro.
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Connect her with Kevin Samuels. He will very quickly land her feet on the ground.So im texting her now. Guess why she wasnt getting many matches bro? Its because she turned off the gps location enabler. I asked her why she did this. I was baffled. Guess what her answer was.................
....wait for it......
She didnt want to date any guy from her city because they were not up to her standards!!!!
Bro im done. Seriously. I can't.
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The ENTIRE CITY? What a friggin lunatic...So im texting her now. Guess why she wasnt getting many matches bro? Its because she turned off the gps location enabler. I asked her why she did this. I was baffled. Guess what her answer was.................
....wait for it......
She didnt want to date any guy from her city because they were not up to her standards!!!!
Bro im done. Seriously. I can't.