"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Sit down for this... Tess Holiday is "anorexic"..

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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2Rocky

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Anorexia does not = Skinny. Infact overweight individuals are more likely to have Eating Disorders.
 

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Anorexia does not = Skinny. Infact overweight individuals are more likely to have Eating Disorders.
You're mistaken.


anorexia — is an eating disorder characterized by an abnormally low body weight, an intense fear of gaining weight and a distorted perception of weight.

If Tess Holiday is anorexic, I'm really a toad.
 

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Translation: "People aren't paying attention to me anymore and I need to make up something stupid to be a victim again"

She's probably going to eat herself into oblivion.
 

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They come up with all sorts of ways to explain away being fat. But all men need to be 6’ minimum no matter what. Clown world.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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She’s probably going to be dead within the next 10 years.
 

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This whale is getting all the attention on national media outlets so it's working.

The scary part is she's a single mother of two. Who's the simp on here that impregnated her?
 

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I think this dude gets the Simp of the Century award. Unbelievable...

In 2012, Holliday met Australian businessman, photographer and artist[55] Nick Holliday on Tumblr. They talked online for seven months before Holliday traveled to the U.S. to visit,[55] and in April 2015,[56] he moved from Melbourne to the U.S.[4] On July 5, 2014, they got engaged.

 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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How do you screw Tess holiday? Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. Or don’t, I wouldn’t.
 
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