Guy69JackBlue
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I never claimed I didn't pay for them.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Was at the strip club last night, lessons to be learnt....
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
King Lion
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Especially when they are so freaking clueless!
EDIT: Of course, he's not just a clueless coprocephalic - He's also a Trick - Explains it all now really!
Guy69JackBlue
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I bet you've never been with an attractive girl in your life.
I'm still waiting for you to amaze us with your stories of girls "working for you." This must have been a dream you had, or something you deluded yourself into while on drugs.
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