Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Ergonomic Mice and Keys

FuzzX

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This is sort of an issue that effects us all whether you are a programmer, gamer or a chronic masturbator, Carpal Tunnel comes in many forms. I'm wondering if any of you also use ergonomic mice and if so can you recommend a good brand. I've been using the Delux for a few years and really found that it alleviates wrist problems but recently I decided to try something new and buy an Anker, I wouldn't recommend it to anybody [despite the good reviews]. It's quite uncomfortable. I used a trackball mouse quite a few years ago and I really miss it, so I was also looking for an opinion on that and if it works with carpal?

That said, I also use a special keyboard and I find it eliminates a ton of wrist pain. I pay about 20 to 50 bucks for each keyboard and the difference is night and day.

First image: Delux
Second: Anker
Third: Microsoft Ergonomic Keyboard

 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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zekko

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This is sort of an issue that effects us all whether you are a programmer, gamer or a chronic masturbator, Carpal Tunnel comes in many forms.
For the chronic masturbators, maybe a penis shaped mouse would be more comfortable.
 

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I had muscle pain/weakness for many years in my hands. Not carpal tunnel, though. I have the earlier wired model of this one that has lasted me over 15 years. Still use it and would never change it for anything else. Also, did things like use click lock and make mouse pointer speed really fast, etc.

 

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I had the red ball
I had muscle pain/weakness for many years in my hands. Not carpal tunnel, though. I have the earlier wired model of this one that has lasted me over 15 years. Still use it and would never change it for anything else. Also, did things like use click lock and make mouse pointer speed really fast, etc.

I had muscle pain/weakness for many years in my hands. Not carpal tunnel, though. I have the earlier wired model of this one that has lasted me over 15 years. Still use it and would never change it for anything else. Also, did things like use click lock and make mouse pointer speed really fast, etc.

I had the red ball and I recall using it for quite awhile too, maybe I'll get another.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Steel_Neurons

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I had the red ball and I recall using it for quite awhile too, maybe I'll get another.
Yup, that's the one. I tried a couple of other models in recent times but hated them so just stuck with the logitech.
 

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Buy a mouse pad with the gel wrist support. I get horrible back pain if my wrist isn't supported when using the mouse.

I've used ergonomic keyboards my whole life and never had anything even close to carpal tunnel. They're worth it
 

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Wait, people get carpal tunnel from jerking it? I'm not seeing how. Must be way too much. Lol

I've had it before. Between videogames and playing violin (holding the bow put stress on the thumb) in High School I had soreness in my thumb and wrist that hung around for a few months. Occasionally I would have spasms/twitching in my thumb. I just started resting my hand and let it heal.

Btw, violin was not my choice. I had to take what was available.
 

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Wait, people get carpal tunnel from jerking it? I'm not seeing how. Must be way too much. Lol
That's a sure sign you need to practice at least a little more self control.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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