Ugandan Knuckles
Banned
- Joined
- May 15, 2020
- Messages
- 13
- Reaction score
- 3
- Age
- 36
Meet Scott Jessop, better known by his nickname “Skippy.” He’s a 43 year old virgin who’s saving himself for marriage since he’s a pretty strong believer in the Mormon religion. Years ago, he appeared on TLC’s show Virgin Diaries and some of you might’ve seen him on there and remember him from that. Back then he was in his mid 30’s and still living at home with his mom while also collecting his own bellybutton lint (not joking about that last one). He’s since moved out, but one thing that hasn’t changed from back then is that he’s still extremely awkward around girls and always manages to turn them off. He’s tried to turn his appearance on the show and his virgin status into his own brand by selling Skippy t shirts, stickers, and even rape whistles (he also gives these items to the girls who go on a date with him). He’s also obsessed with becoming famous on YouTube so he records almost every date that he goes on, then unsurprisingly never gets a second date after that. He’s also done things on these dates like take a girl out to dinner at a hospital cafeteria, text another girl that he went out on a first date with 40 times and then show up at her house unannounced with Klondike bars when she didn’t respond to his texts, and even asked a girl who friend zoned him if she’s been having sex with a different guy she started seeing.
This guy needs help if he ever wants to achieve the things he’s been wanting, starting with dropping the nickname Skippy. That’s the easiest change he can make that requires almost zero effort, here’s some of his videos doing the things I mentioned:
This guy needs help if he ever wants to achieve the things he’s been wanting, starting with dropping the nickname Skippy. That’s the easiest change he can make that requires almost zero effort, here’s some of his videos doing the things I mentioned:
