I used to work at a Gas Station with this super, suuuuper old guy, I never asked him how old he was, he had to of been at least 75.
By all accounts, this guy has to of passed away by now, but his name was Glenn Taarnes, he was really one of the most bright souls I have ever met.
I had this 20 lb dumbell at the gas station, we would take turns using to exercise while the other served customers, this old guy kept up with me and I was like 19, I was god damn impressed, he did this for like 2 years with me after school, we only worked for 2 hours a day.
Glenn went through a nasty divorce that was facilitated by him telling his daughter that he was having an affair, strangely he said, he felt compelled to tell her randomly just as she was grabbing an item out of their freezer and she went on to tell his wife, then all his sons and daughters started taking sides, you could see it was something that bothered him endlessly.
But Glenn was a fighter, like mentally unbreakable; he was dating this woman who was not even 40, AND he jacked her from her husband who was her age... So her husband, he starts throwing nails underneath Glenn's tires every morning, like this guy went at least an hour out of his way to do this.
So Glenn went out, bought a video camera that he was going to leave in his car overnight, pointed towards the sidewalk and hopefully catch this guy in the act. He did, and I saw this guys big ol' gut bouncing along, throwing the nails down, then walking away when Glenn showed me the video.
I cannot find an obituary for him, he might still be kicking, telling his Viagra fueled escapades to some other young guy.
Glenn was more than just a role model, he was a good friend, he tried to cover for me once when my bosses wife showed up with popsicles for me, said she wanted to take me for a ride quick, he tried to keep her there for me as long as he could, but I had just left to go grab us coffees, probably the sexual experience I wanted the most too, but just didnt work out.
Sadly, the day he left for Ontario with his young girlfriend, due to the husband doing even more shady stuff, he wanted to say bye to me and he waited but I never came that day, definitely regret that.
Glenn proved to me if you keep yourself in shape, healthy, just need a lil' viagra and your good lol