"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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And this is why many pretty ladies act stupid and have no self control. The hotter the lady, the less I trust them; in a relationship. Though, she looks pretty average w/o make-up.

 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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And this is why many pretty ladies act stupid and have no self control. The hotter the lady, the less I trust them; in a relationship. Though, she looks pretty average w/o make-up.

I'd hit it. :cool:
 

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I'm struggling to see who the victim was I all of this. If I'm 15 years old male teen receiving these, I'm not going to be complaining to anyone.

Her husband isn't happy though.
 

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Theyre not stupid, they just craved something they lost when their top smv days were gone, and thought that she could got away with it, well youre not that hot anymore. Youre done and post walled.
 

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Theyre not stupid, they just craved something they lost when their top smv days were gone, and thought that she could got away with it, well youre not that hot anymore. Youre done and post walled.
She was not post wall at 29. 29 isn't that far off peak.

I'm struggling to see who the victim was I all of this. If I'm 15 years old male teen receiving these, I'm not going to be complaining to anyone.

Her husband isn't happy though.
The 15 year old version of me wouldn't have been upset.

I can't imagine any non-cucked husbands would be pleased with that.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I would be curious to see how that 15 years old guy looked like, I bet above average height, masculine and pretty face and great body.
 

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She was not post wall at 29. 29 isn't that far off peak.



The 15 year old version of me wouldn't have been upset.

I can't imagine any non-cucked husbands would be pleased with that.

For a 15 years old kiddos standpoint its a million years away off peak pass her wall. If hes at top at his smv at35 she would have been a grandma to him.
 

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The forbidden fruit is sweetest. Add in a heaping dose of crazy and they just can't resist.
 
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