Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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What do you think of drakes girl?

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Tilex

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No name?
No pics?

Come on son!
 

Xenom0rph

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I'm always wary of these "do you think so-and-so is hot" threads because I get the feeling the OP is gonna come back with "haha she's a tranny".....
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Guy's I would have posted it but thought simple Google search would have been enough
 

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Guy's I would have posted it but thought simple Google search would have been enough
Most of us have better **** to do than keep track of vapid sh*t like this. You keep whining yet no pics for the guys who have sh*t going on in their lives.

A "simple" Google search is going to yield Drake's girlfriend. All of them. I'm confident that he's had more than one. Not very simple when your Give A F*ck O-Meter is pegged to the low end and some punk is making lazy forum posts.
 

evan12

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Ex nude model/actress/artist a true jack of all trades lol:)
For Drake she is exchangeable, they kind of get women just to tell you "look what I can get" I dont think he is worrying about how good as a mother can be when he choose his girls.
 

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Most of us have better **** to do than keep track of vapid sh*t like this. You keep whining yet no pics for the guys who have sh*t going on in their lives.

A "simple" Google search is going to yield Drake's girlfriend. All of them. I'm confident that he's had more than one. Not very simple when your Give A F*ck O-Meter is pegged to the low end and some punk is making lazy forum posts.
mommy issues
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Vice

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mommy issues
You've been a member since 2013. You only have less than 200 posts the entire time. Very few, if any, of your posts bring any value. You'd think that such a long-standing member of this forum would have learned the basics of communication, marketing, and persuasion during that time.

Yet, the best you can do is create a useless tabloid post, and not even bother to post pics for those who have better things to do with their limited times on this planet than keep track of the girlfriend of some pop star, like some braindead vapid b*tch.

I see no field reports in your posting history. Tell me; how does it feel to be into this subset of information since 2013 and have nothing interesting to report other than admiring some pop star's girlfriend?

I have field reports that predate your clown ass.
 

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congrats maybe i dm members and post when i get the chance and dont spend time on video games and internet chat rooms all day
 
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