"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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When she asks why you didn't call sooner

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After a date i disappear for a few days, then reappear outta nowhere and ask em out again, standard protocol.
But a long time a go, a girl asked my why i didn't ask her out sooner; and i've also heard the "I thought you were never gonna ask me out again", how do i reply to that question and that other statement? Just in case it happens again.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Aways keep them wanting more.
 
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I was busy with work and was tired.

I was dealing with a friend, sendaway part/ birthday, my mom asked to visit her

I was playing games and just missed the time

was sleeping/ I ahd to stay low so cops don't find me

come on have fun here
 
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Alvafe said:
I was busy with work and was tired.

I was dealing with a friend, sendaway part/ birthday, my mom asked to visit her

I was playing games and just missed the time

was sleeping/ I ahd to stay low so cops don't find me

come on have fun here
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"i had to stay low so cops don't find me"

Aw man, this is great.

I'd definately use this on a girl i've been dating for a while, but it's only date 2 from tinder, so i'm gonna go for something less "criminal".

How does "I like making surprises" sound? too gay?
 
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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djthiago1 said:
I know the principles, im just looking for some smooth comebacks
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"Has it been that long? Didn't I just see you the other day?"
 
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“Sorry babe, my other ladies have been keeping me busy, let me make it up to you, drinks on me next Friday 8pm at Bar X. If she has high interest she will say yes. If her interest isn’t high she will probably be insulted. You must also be naturally ****y funny or else this won’t work for you.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Mazer said:
“Sorry babe, my other ladies have been keeping me busy, let me make it up to you, drinks on me next Friday 8pm at Bar X. If she has high interest she will say yes. If her interest isn’t high she will probably be insulted. You must also be naturally ****y funny or else this won’t work for you.
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Thats good, would only say it face to face tho, they usually dont get jokes through the phone.
 
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"My wife almost caught me, had to fly low for few days"

Why make her jealous when you can make her jealous and piss her off at the same time?
 
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Well if we're going to the classics I d say my wife and 4 kids kept me busy. Females aren't exactly subtle you want to make sure they understand it's a joke.
 
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a girl asked my why i didn't ask her out sooner;
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Hang up.

"I thought you were never gonna ask me out again"
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“OK”


If you were a CEO and phoned a young girl for a secretary position and she said

1) why you didn’t call me sooner
2) I thought you were never going to call me.

What would you say?



I’m pretty sure OP is making this stuff up, but anyway they are trap questions.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Trump said:
Hang up.



“OK”


If you were a CEO and phoned a young girl for a secretary position and she said

1) why you didn’t call me sooner
2) I thought you were never going to call me.

What would you say?



I’m pretty sure OP is making this stuff up, but anyway they are trap questions.
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Hang up? If a girl did that to me i would never go out with her again. Humor is superior to rudeness in my modest opinion.

Try waiting more than a week to ask a girl out, and they come out with that stuff. "I thought you didn't like me and weren't gonna ask me out again!" i've heard that sentence a dozen times.
 
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You don’t have to be smooth lol. Be as vague as you want, they’ll continue there if they want you that bad... p
 
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