Taking birth control every other day

[sazc]

I just said the same thing to her re clear skin

She came back from Mexico a few weeks ago, then came on her period and since last Saturday has been back on the pill. I know she’s most likely fine as she’s been taking it solidly for so long but the deception here is what gets me.

She just apologised again for not taking it every day and also not telling me about it.

Regarding the morning after - i kinda don’t want to bring that up, maybe just ride it out for now

Oy vey - ride it out and hope nothing happens? Idk dude. overdosing on estrogen, which is what the morning after pill is seems like a better choice than hoping she doesn't get pregnant.

That's just me

 

[sazc]

I thought you had herpes?

HPV, not da herp
But everyone has HPV

 

[Murk]

HPV, not da herp
But everyone has HPV

No I actually don’t have hpv (Sara) or hsv1 (Alison)

I have had chlamydia twice and that’s it, not bad going if I say so myself.

I’m a clean bill of health as per my recent blood test results. I feel like people here are WILLING me to catch something serious, WILLING me to impregnate someone.

Sorry guys, not today.


LOL this girl seen me typing like mad and asked “are you putting this on reddit”

Me: no

Her: “you’re writing paragraphs of text”

Her: “you are look at you, men help, she’s not taking the pill... you’re so putting this on reddit”

Her: “your sperm is all lumpy anyway... it doesn’t even look healthy”

Her: “you are putting on reddit.. some male help group... what are they saying?”

You can’t make this **** up. I’ve drunk more wine and I feel better now.

 

[sazc]

No I actually don’t have hpv (Sara) or hsv1 (Alison)

I have had chlamydia twice and that’s it, not bad going if I say so myself.

I’m a clean bill of health as per my recent blood test results. I feel like people here are WILLING me to catch something serious, WILLING me to impregnate someone.

Sorry guys, not today.

They actually can blood test for hpv?

 

[Billtx49]

I feel like people here are WILLING me to catch something serious, WILLING me to impregnate someone.

Use a condom. She wants to start calling you Daddy…
Save your pity parade for real life.

 

[Murk]

No hsv1

As for HPV I have as much chance of having it as you my dear

 

[sazc]

I just googled.
The CDC advises that there is no effective blood test for HPV, which is what I thought.

You do have HPV because you slept with Sara ( who knows who gave it to whom)

There are thousands of strains of HPV. if we sleep with someone who has a strain we have not become infected with we catch it, and we can pass it along. It's up to the body to decide whether or not it can suppress the infection. But you can't get blood tested to rule out if you have it or not. The only thing you can do is go get an examination to see if you can find a wart on your penis. And I'm not even sure if the absence of a wart guarantees you are not infected anyways.

 

[Murk]

No I actually don’t have hpv (Sara) or hsv1 (Alison)

I have had chlamydia twice and that’s it, not bad going if I say so myself.

I’m a clean bill of health as per my recent blood test results. I feel like people here are WILLING me to catch something serious, WILLING me to impregnate someone.

Sorry guys, not today.


LOL this girl seen me typing like mad and asked “are you putting this on reddit”

Me: no

Her: “you’re writing paragraphs of text”

Her: “you are look at you, men help, she’s not taking the pill... you’re so putting this on reddit”

Her: “your sperm is all lumpy anyway... it doesn’t even look healthy”

Her: “you are putting on reddit.. some male help group... what are they saying?”

You can’t make this **** up. I’ve drunk more wine and I feel better now.

Her: do you even think you can get me pregnant anyway the amount of drugs you’ve taken

Her: maybe you should start taking them, the ones I didn’t take

Her: are you just typing out everything in saying?

Me: no

Haha. Well if I’m gonna be a dad at least she’s funny.

 

[sazc]

No hsv1

As for HPV I have as much chance of having it as you my dear

Everybody has it. It's a matter of if we are going to show it, or our body/immune system can suppress it

Dudes can sometimes have a wart they can get treated. With women, since we can't see it, it turns into cancer. That's some serious bvllchit

 

[Murk]

I just googled.
The CDC advises that there is no effective blood test for HPV, which is what I thought.

You do have HPV because you slept with Sara ( who knows who gave it to whom)

There are thousands of strains of HPV. if we sleep with someone who has a strain we have not become infected with we catch it, and we can pass it along. It's up to the body to decide whether or not it can suppress the infection. But you can't get blood tested to rule out if you have it or not. The only thing you can do is go get an examination to see if you can find a wart on your penis. And I'm not even sure if the absence of a wart guarantees you are not infected anyways.

Thanks doctor, now kindly lift up that skirt and bend over your desk

 

[sazc]

Her: do you even think you can get me pregnant anyway the amount of drugs you’ve taken

Her: maybe you should start taking them, the ones I didn’t take

Her: are you just typing out everything in saying?

Me: no

Haha. Well if I’m gonna be a dad at least she’s funny.

LMAO it's not funny, you must be high AF, lolz

Lordy....

 

[sazc]

Thanks doctor, now kindly lift up that skirt and bend over your desk

Sorry, I don't bang single dad's

HA!!!!

Lolz

 

[MatureDJ]

I just found out this girl is only taking her pill every other day. Not even every day.

Thoughts? Give me some advice please.

Congratulations, Pops!

 

[Kotaix]

Wear a condom and teach her a lesson you'll both enjoy. Never fall in love with her.

 

[JohnChops]

Hey dude that’s a girl who isn’t reaponsible and is looking for an accident to happen. If you don’t take birth control every day you are not effectively inhibiting menses.

Get the **** out of there. Don’t nut in her.

 

[RickTheToad]

@Murkserious, she's gong to "forget" again. Get her on Nuvaring. She places it in her vag, and it's there for three weeks. No risk of forgetting. Stop being naive.

 

[Murk]

I’m gonna make this short because I typed out a novella off my phone which took ages and now is gone so I’ll gloss over.

I bought a morning after pill on Sunday, my friend Katie convinced me at lunch so she’s got me one (men can’t buy them here) and we went back to mine to chill for a bit.

That evening the girl rocks up to my place with loads of food. I produce the pill she flips out saying I’ve insulted her and she feels hurt. I told her she’s hurt me not taking the pill properly while I’m busting nuts inside her obliviously. She then refused to take it, “I can’t it will mess with my body... it will hurt I’ll get cramps”

The girl whose idea it was told me it just bring a period forward nothing radical. I ask why she’s acting like it’s an abortion pill and to take it or we’re done and I have nothing more to say to her. “Do you really not want a baby with me that badly” as if she asked that, too ms y red flags for me to address that in the heat of the argument.

Next she says where did you get this, wa sit a real pharmacy, show me the receipt. I had to dig the bag out of the bin ffs to show her. She kept making up excuses and I was just like wow... she really doesn’t want to take it. She made me promise if I took it I wasn’t going to break up with her anyway. She took it, we lay in bed and slept, woke up for work and left.

I haven’t seen her since although we’ve been texting. I’m debating whether to just quit and run now or wait a couple weeks.

 

[sazc]

@Murkserious finally, the update!

So she wants to have a baby with you? Hello Daddy murk!

I'd run from this one. I think it's really important you tell her that, without trust, a relationship can't survive, and she broke your trust by telling you she was on birh control when she wasn't taking it responsibly.... What else is she going to bend the truth on?

Then refuse to hear ANY of her return rationale. Just say "nope, I list trust in you"

I understand you would prefer to ghost but this chick NEEDS a resonating message about her actions. Hopefully she'll do better in the future.

 

[Billtx49]

She then refused to take it, “I can’t it will mess with my body...
Her Lie
Next she says where did you get this, was it a real pharmacy, show me the receipt.
Trying to fault you and put you on defense as a distraction.

She kept making up excuses and I was just like wow... she really doesn’t want to take it.
Yes
I’m debating whether to just quit and run now

Don’t know about you, but anytime I know a chick is lying to my face I’m gone…

 

[17 shots]

Just use condoms man. Ok yea, you didnt get herpes, but you've had plenty of scares and unnesssacary stress. You'd think you would be tired of it by now