MatureDJ
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Man crucified over 12-point list of ‘how to be a beautiful woman’
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
zekko
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He might have gotten by better if he hadn't put those last two points on there: Love men, and Listen to men.
The other point on there about having long hair. From a male standpoint, it's so true - women do look sexier, more beautiful, and more feminine with long hair. Women frigging hate hearing this, though. Some women can pull off a short haired look, but the vast majority will look better with it long.
The other point on there about having long hair. From a male standpoint, it's so true - women do look sexier, more beautiful, and more feminine with long hair. Women frigging hate hearing this, though. Some women can pull off a short haired look, but the vast majority will look better with it long.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
It looks more feminine longer
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
So they want to have a masculine swagger, be musty and hair arm pits. Not be able to cook or do anything?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Who Dares Win
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And ofc marriage doesnt entitle you of sex, thats not mandatory.
They make the deal as good as possible cant we see?