"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Since So Suave posters love them some barely legal chicks I'd suggest a mandatory sign up and fingerprinting at their local police department sex offender registry list before being allowed to sign up to the site itself. *Psychiatric evaluation and full clearance as an extra precaution.

Another suggestion would be a petition to have So Suave included in daily Amber Alerts, sponsored by Meghan's Law and the #Metoo movement.

Sincerely,

A concerned citizen
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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How did you arrive at the conclusion that we at SS love barely legal chicks?

Only time I ever come across a thread mentioning barely legal is from you. Go get yourself registered you pervert !
 
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Spaz, he can’t help himself. He’s a guru1000 addict, reads and searches for every word I type, and will be forever imbued with the Guru stamp. Poor little fella.
 
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If that's NN then he has some really deep seated mental issues at play.

It's a pity though, he comes across as highly intelligent with his past posts.
 
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Can we also make So Suave a Sperg Free Zone?


Think of the newbies. Let us all do our due diligence to make So Suave a Sperg Free Zone.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Why not just make a new account and actually post some insightful thoughts. It boggles my mind how someone who was once banned years ago would come back time and time again to try to upset other posters. Because at the days end you are just angry in whichever little slice of the world you occupy. And the thing is, people see these posts, type a message and then instantly forget you exist.

Get it together man. You can be better.
 
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flowtheory said:
Why not just make a new account and actually post some insightful thoughts. It boggles my mind how someone who was once banned years ago would come back time and time again to try to upset other posters. Because at the days end you are just angry in whichever little slice of the world you occupy. And the thing is, people see these posts, type a message and then instantly forget you exist.

Get it together man. You can be better.
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What amazes me the most is, of all the denizens of So Suave past that have been banned to the great sh_tfest in the sky, year after year we have the same crowd of life-long uber-tards still slinging the same rehashed ****e and preening each other like a pack of lobotomized chimps.

Well, F me, who am I to buck tradition?

Oh, that's right...I'm me and you're not
 
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JoeyP said:
What amazes me the most is, of all the denizens of So Suave past that have been banned to the great sh_tfest in the sky, year after year we have the same crowd of life-long uber-tards still slinging the same rehashed ****e and preening each other like a pack of lobotomized chimps.

Well, F me, who am I to buck tradition?

Oh, that's right...I'm me and you're not
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So what does it say about you if you keep coming back to such an awful place?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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