"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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So Suave site suggestion box: Mandatory Dual Registry

JoeyP

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Since So Suave posters love them some barely legal chicks I'd suggest a mandatory sign up and fingerprinting at their local police department sex offender registry list before being allowed to sign up to the site itself. *Psychiatric evaluation and full clearance as an extra precaution.

Another suggestion would be a petition to have So Suave included in daily Amber Alerts, sponsored by Meghan's Law and the #Metoo movement.

Sincerely,

A concerned citizen
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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How did you arrive at the conclusion that we at SS love barely legal chicks?

Only time I ever come across a thread mentioning barely legal is from you. Go get yourself registered you pervert !
 
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Spaz, he can’t help himself. He’s a guru1000 addict, reads and searches for every word I type, and will be forever imbued with the Guru stamp. Poor little fella.
 
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If that's NN then he has some really deep seated mental issues at play.

It's a pity though, he comes across as highly intelligent with his past posts.
 
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Can we also make So Suave a Sperg Free Zone?


Think of the newbies. Let us all do our due diligence to make So Suave a Sperg Free Zone.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Why not just make a new account and actually post some insightful thoughts. It boggles my mind how someone who was once banned years ago would come back time and time again to try to upset other posters. Because at the days end you are just angry in whichever little slice of the world you occupy. And the thing is, people see these posts, type a message and then instantly forget you exist.

Get it together man. You can be better.
 
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flowtheory said:
Why not just make a new account and actually post some insightful thoughts. It boggles my mind how someone who was once banned years ago would come back time and time again to try to upset other posters. Because at the days end you are just angry in whichever little slice of the world you occupy. And the thing is, people see these posts, type a message and then instantly forget you exist.

Get it together man. You can be better.
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What amazes me the most is, of all the denizens of So Suave past that have been banned to the great sh_tfest in the sky, year after year we have the same crowd of life-long uber-tards still slinging the same rehashed ****e and preening each other like a pack of lobotomized chimps.

Well, F me, who am I to buck tradition?

Oh, that's right...I'm me and you're not
 
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JoeyP said:
What amazes me the most is, of all the denizens of So Suave past that have been banned to the great sh_tfest in the sky, year after year we have the same crowd of life-long uber-tards still slinging the same rehashed ****e and preening each other like a pack of lobotomized chimps.

Well, F me, who am I to buck tradition?

Oh, that's right...I'm me and you're not
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So what does it say about you if you keep coming back to such an awful place?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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