The Nine Neins

[Blackmm]

(I posted this on the Bodybuilding.com forum)

I thought i would come up with an answer for the "Six Sixes" women like to judge men by in a relationship. If you don't know what the Six Sixes are, do a google search.

Nein is the German word for "No". I figured it would be a better wordplay instead of calling this list the Nine No's, so enjoy.

Nein allein erziehende Mütter (Single Mothers)
Nein Raucher (Smokers)
Nein ****e Mädchen (Fat girls)
Nein Hündinnen (Bitches)
Nein Drogenkonsumenten (Drug Users)
Nein unsichere Mädchen (Insecure girls)
Nein Drama Königin (Drama Queens)
Nein Club-Ratte (Club Rats)
Nein männliche beste Freunde (Male best friends)

This list isn't everything out there but its a good start. Share the knowledge bros.

 

[zekko]

Nice list, and a language lesson to go with it. The only one I'm not firmly on board with is "No insecure girls", as I think if a girl is slightly insecure it's charming and feminine. You don't want her to be very insecure though, because that's where you run into problems.

 

[Spaz]

Nice list, and a language lesson to go with it. The only one I'm not firmly on board with is "No insecure girls", as I think if a girl is slightly insecure it's charming and feminine. You don't want her to be very insecure though, because that's where you run into problems.

I've noticed that the more secure a woman is, the smaller her handbag.

Some don't even have handbags, just wallets.

I wonder if it's true for men, mostly metros€xuals carries has a good sized one. I often wondered what's inside....