"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Ridiculous Tinder profiles; aka greedy/entitled/demanding/unreasonable

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I keep coming across profiles that I've wanted to elbow one of you in the side and have a chuckle at; or a discussion for that matter.

We all know the type; the girl with near nude photos of herself that writes in her text that she is "tired of being treated like a piece of meat," or, "isn't looking for a hookup."

Or how about the old, "shirtless selfie guys can just swipe left," while her own first profile picture has her leaned over a table top with her tits nearly falling out.



How about a thread for it?

Let's start it off with this obese Walmart greeter, topless and begging strangers for money through her paypal account. Because you know, women have vaginas and therefore should be paid for blessing us with their existence.

Mods; if this isn't allowed, I'm sorry, and please delete
 

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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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No tittes showing so it’s ok. Thanks for asking tho.

I’ve seen every single thing you mentioned. The absolute worst part of all isn’t the women but the men who shower them with attention. And in the case of the Walmart greeter you posted, shower them with money. I bet you this woman will make $100 in a week or two easily. Or more. With beta cucks feeding her money hoping it will get them a piece of the poon pie. While she is out banging ‘Chad’ and laughing straight to the bank.
 

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No tittes showing so it’s ok. Thanks for asking tho.

I’ve seen every single thing you mentioned. The absolute worst part of all isn’t the women but the men who shower them with attention. And in the case of the Walmart greeter you posted, shower them with money. I bet you this woman will make $100 in a week or two easily. Or more. With beta cucks feeding her money hoping it will get them a piece of the poon pie. While she is out banging ‘Chad’ and laughing straight to the bank.
So true! If it weren't for them, women wouldn't dare to act this way. I have the hardest time keeping myself from ridiculing these girls; it would do no good anyways - I would just be a "misogynist" ;)

Hence the thread! I'll have my laughs here instead
 

Who Dares Win

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Why the street is dirty? is that because the trash service doesnt grab the bags or its because people throw the bags on the streets instead of the containers?

Hard to say anything except that the street is dirty.
 

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Why the street is dirty? is that because the trash service doesnt grab the bags or its because people throw the bags on the streets instead of the containers?

Hard to say anything except that the street is dirty.
Yup that's just it. Take out the trash, don't put up with that ****, and the problem fades away.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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