RichardTheFrog
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Did you know yesterday they found out there was probably life on Mars billions of years ago?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Life on Mars
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
MoreThanSmooth
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It was merely a false reading triggered by swamp gas refracting the ice haze reflection of light around a distant asteroid belt.
Tomorrow you will wake up and feel satisfied that it was all just a strange dream. You’ll also get some new shoes, maybe something in black leather. That’d look snappy.
Tomorrow you will wake up and feel satisfied that it was all just a strange dream. You’ll also get some new shoes, maybe something in black leather. That’d look snappy.
Serenity
Moderator
Again? I thought they found that out years ago.
ChristopherColumbus
Master Don Juan
The lengths they will go to... to say we are not special.
logicallefty
Moderator
We already know that there are aliens from other planets who came to earth; they are called women.The lengths they will go to... to say we are not special.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
That's it !! the blond BPD's are aliens
logicallefty
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Nearly all of them are! But there are a few human like women out there too. But since the alien ones look human it’s hard to tell. Older guys, remember the 80s movie “V” ? lolThat's it !! the blond BPD's are aliens