RichardTheFrog
Banned
Did you know yesterday they found out there was probably life on Mars billions of years ago?
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Life on Mars
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
MoreThanSmooth
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It was merely a false reading triggered by swamp gas refracting the ice haze reflection of light around a distant asteroid belt.
Tomorrow you will wake up and feel satisfied that it was all just a strange dream. You’ll also get some new shoes, maybe something in black leather. That’d look snappy.
Tomorrow you will wake up and feel satisfied that it was all just a strange dream. You’ll also get some new shoes, maybe something in black leather. That’d look snappy.
Serenity
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Again? I thought they found that out years ago.
ChristopherColumbus
Master Don Juan
The lengths they will go to... to say we are not special.
logicallefty
Moderator
We already know that there are aliens from other planets who came to earth; they are called women.The lengths they will go to... to say we are not special.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
That's it !! the blond BPD's are aliens
logicallefty
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Nearly all of them are! But there are a few human like women out there too. But since the alien ones look human it’s hard to tell. Older guys, remember the 80s movie “V” ? lolThat's it !! the blond BPD's are aliens