"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My friend says he has a 1000+ notch count of high quality 20 somethings

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In my opinion most normal/average businessmen simply lack the financial, physical, and social status required for banging a plethora of women.
You're assuming it costs financial and social status to bang women.

It's really not that hard to bang most women that have had 10+ dudes. I suspect the big fish part of this guys story is not the count, but the quality of the count. Most women today bang at the drop of a hat, it's really not such a big deal. High quality, intelligent, low count women yes, they take time and effort to game. But for average intelligence, average looks, medium to high count girls, once you get it down, it's easy. Just like anything else.

For a lot of guys, getting laid isn't big deal. It's a hobby like anything else.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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To be fair, you must be very good looking because 99% of guys trying those lines would get absolutely nowhere. "Hi how are you?" is basically the first sentence most girls auto-delete you after.

So I'm guessing you're tall, ripped and photogenic.
OLD is 95% pic-driven.

If you have good looks and poor photos, you will get poor results.
If you have average looks and good photos, you will do OK.
If you have good looks and good photos, you will do well.
If you have great looks and great photos, you will clean up.

It's a continuum.

I gave you recommendations on what to work on moons ago. Did you follow any of it?
 

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So u got an axe to grind with guru1000.

@guru1000 looks like u hv a fan girl and she created a thread just 4 you.

Real feminine story too. Romantic.
^^^ Get a load of this gullible bootlicker. You must be one of the entranced harem. Lmao
 

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Spaz, don't mind our resident Troll. His name is "Naughty Ninja." A former member here. He has since created 100+ names, whom all got banned.

One night because I felt bad for the lonely guy (as he posts on SoSuave every Fri and Sat night unable to get a date), I agreed to meet with him at an oyster bar in NYC. I told him I would bring a double-header of 9s to our meeting and he can date both of them.

He was ecstatic about the meet; especially because he, Naughty Ninja himself, will finally have a date after 10 years of posting on SoSuave. He finally made it! He posted three threads about the meet and the women I would bring to him. According to him, he put on his best cologne and outfit for the meet. The date was set. And all was great.

Unfortunately, I had to flake. He sat there eating oysters by himself, ranting on SoSuave how Guru1000 stood him up. Since ... he's been my number one fan, who will create thread after thread about the injustices of Guru1000. LOL
 

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Spaz, don't mind our resident Troll. His name is "Naughty Ninja." A former member here. He has since created 100+ names, whom all got banned.

One night because I felt bad for the lonely guy (as he posts on SoSuave every Fri and Sat night unable to get a date), I agreed to meet with him at an oyster bar in NYC. I told him I would bring a double-header of 9s to our meeting and he can date both of them.

He was ecstatic about the meet; especially because he, Naughty Ninja himself, will finally have a date after 10 years of posting on SoSuave. He finally made it! He posted three threads about the meet and the women I would bring to him. According to him, he put on his best cologne and outfit for the meet. The date was set. And all was great.

Unfortunately, I had to flake. He sat there eating oysters by himself, ranting on SoSuave how Guru1000 stood him up. Since ... he's been my number one fan, who will create thread after thread about the injustices of Guru1000. LOL
Cool story cuz!

Ponzi about ready to have a meltdown and start suing random usernames, ip addresses, and so suave itself. Lmao
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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OLD is 95% pic-driven.

If you have good looks and poor photos, you will get poor results.
If you have average looks and good photos, you will do OK.
If you have good looks and good photos, you will do well.
If you have great looks and great photos, you will clean up.

It's a continuum.

I gave you recommendations on what to work on moons ago. Did you follow any of it?
Haven't had the time mate. I've quit Tinder, OLD etc for the last few months. When I get the good new photos I'll show you, at the moment I look like a coke addict with vampire eyes because I've just been working solid...probably the worst I've looked in years so there's no point.

Not doubting you btw, just saying that your looks do the hard work, not the conversation. Which, as you say, is how OLD is.
 

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Spaz, don't mind our resident Troll. His name is "Naughty Ninja." A former member here. He has since created 100+ names, whom all got banned.

One night because I felt bad for the lonely guy (as he posts on SoSuave every Fri and Sat night unable to get a date), I agreed to meet with him at an oyster bar in NYC. I told him I would bring a double-header of 9s to our meeting and he can date both of them.

He was ecstatic about the meet; especially because he, Naughty Ninja himself, will finally have a date after 10 years of posting on SoSuave. He finally made it! He posted three threads about the meet and the women I would bring to him. According to him, he put on his best cologne and outfit for the meet. The date was set. And all was great.

Unfortunately, I had to flake. He sat there eating oysters by himself, ranting on SoSuave how Guru1000 stood him up. Since ... he's been my number one fan, who will create thread after thread about the injustices of Guru1000. LOL
Since I find ur posts highly amusing, I strongly suggest you don't do the same to Richard.

As for ninja, she's just broken hearted and it's part of her recovery to be spiteful, let's be generous towards her efforts.
 

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Aww. How cute...

Carry on fan girl.

U hv my permission.
956 posts in 5 months? It's a nice day pal, go outside and get some fresh air.

If you need therapy when you get back, Ponzi will be here to uplift you (for a fee)
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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956 posts in 5 months? It's a nice day pal, go outside and get some fresh air.

If you need therapy when you get back, Ponzi will be here to uplift you (for a fee)
900 post huh...

I must be good xD
 

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956 posts in 5 months? It's a nice day pal, go outside and get some fresh air.
In less than four months.

This while being a jet setting businessman flying between Thailand and Manila in his own private jet, living the high life in Hilton
Hotels, running up high bar tabs.....and everything on the company credit card.

But if you have the right mindset, he may just consider hiring you. People with the right mindsets are hard to come across these days.
 

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Looks like I'm camping in certain people's mind space, rent free ;)
 

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Looks like I'm camping in certain people's mind space, rent free ;)
ah bless. That must be his go to come back. Heard him use it a few times now. Even used it when he was bootlicking and
white knighting other posters. "hey dude he doesn't realize he's squatting in your head! and guess what! it's rent free!!" He probably learned it
as a defense mechanism from one of his Trannies.

^^^ Get a load of this gullible bootlicker. You must be one of the entranced harem. Lmao
Spaz, seems like you've been letting Jaws squat in your mind. And rent free!!

See, anybody can use that silly line.

I'll leave you to your fantasy life. James Bond must have a helicopter to catch.
 

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ah bless. That must be his go to come back. Heard him use it a few times now. Even used it when he was bootlicking and
white knighting other posters. "hey dude he doesn't realize he's squatting in your head! and guess what! it's rent free!!" He probably learned it
as a defense mechanism from one of his Trannies.



Spaz, seems like you've been letting Jaws squat in your mind. And rent free!!

See, anybody can use that silly line.

I'll leave you to your fantasy life. James Bond must have a helicopter to catch.
U hv my permission....2 let all the hate juice flow out, I heard it's therapeutic

After all I can afford 2 be magnanimous :D
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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U hv my permission
It's another line you like to repeat like a parrot. how many times have you used that line when you got
nothing to say. It's a simple short cut to thinking.

2 let all the hate juice flow out
Hate? do you feel everyone hates you. you're just getting clowned and called out on your bootlicking, white knigthing
and your dhv dropping fantasy game.

Permission. you're like the kid at school whose getting his head flushed down the toilet and wedgied at the same time and looks
up and says "guys, you have my permission to keep shoving my head down the toilet"
 

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It's another line you like to repeat like a parrot. how many times have you used that line when you got
nothing to say. It's a simple short cut to thinking.


Hate? do you feel everyone hates you. you're just getting clowned and called out on your bootlicking, white knigthing
and your dhv dropping fantasy game.

Permission. you're like the kid at school whose getting his head flushed down the toilet and wedgied at the same time and looks
up and says "guys, you have my permission to keep shoving my head down the toilet"
Is Yannick back?

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/search/9914299/?q=Yannick&o=date&c[user][0]=37337
 
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