"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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All at once:

1. Getting personal workout plan tomorrow from personal trainer found on Thumbtack app.

2. Meeting wardrobe consultant at mall on Monday 3/12. I gave this one a fake last name so she can't Google me and cancel. I have no budget in mind.

3. Will get in touch with professional photographer after clothes are purchased.

4. Lamborghini. Could have it in a month. Had appraisal done yesterday.

5. First house flip competed within 2 weeks. Next one will go much faster, and be more profitable. Also been contacting commercial brokers to get into flipping commercial properties.

6. Plastic surgery healing. Will have big, thick monster c0ck within 5 weeks. Hope it's not too big to get head. I would go crazy.

7. Getting back on nutrition plan that I paid for back in November.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Also #8:

I've been managing a trailer park that my dad owns for the last 3 years. He's about to sell it in a few months. I've been on call 24/7 for the last 3 years. But no more...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Moment of weakness today:

I started researching cost of even routine maintenance for a Lamborghini. It's like $500 for an oil change, etc. So then I started thinking about buying the i8 instead.

But then, I decided to drive past the local Lamborghini dealership. Those things are sweet looking. I'm gonna get one. It'll change things. You'll see.
 
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RichardTheFrog said:
All at once:

1. Getting personal workout plan tomorrow from personal trainer found on Thumbtack app.

2. Meeting wardrobe consultant at mall on Monday 3/12. I gave this one a fake last name so she can't Google me and cancel. I have no budget in mind.

3. Will get in touch with professional photographer after clothes are purchased.

4. Lamborghini. Could have it in a month. Had appraisal done yesterday.

5. First house flip competed within 2 weeks. Next one will go much faster, and be more profitable. Also been contacting commercial brokers to get into flipping commercial properties.

6. Plastic surgery healing. Will have big, thick monster c0ck within 5 weeks. Hope it's not too big to get head. I would go crazy.

7. Getting back on nutrition plan that I paid for back in November.
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1. he will scam you. remember @bigneil following personal trainer advice and still looking like he looked before after 2 years of training lmao. you need to LEARN it.


ps u should get bulky and then ripped before making pics (or buying clothes)
 
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sosousage said:
1. he will scam you. remember @bigneil following personal trainer advice and still looking like he looked before after 2 years of training lmao. you need to LEARN it.


ps u should get bulky and then ripped before making pics (or buying clothes)
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It's hard to take advice from someone who dates transsexuals. Just saying.
 
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It's hard to take advice from someone who dates transsexuals. Just saying.
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The odds are that you have fvcked a tranny yourself, given all the hookers you patronize, possibly more than one. That's why they are selling themselves - all those surgeries and hormones are expensive.

You'll say, "oh, I can tell a tranny. I would know the difference." Uh-huh, yeah. Keep telling yourself that. If a tranny can sneak into the Miss Universe contest and make it to the finals - which happened in Canada - then how are you going to identify one when a beauty pageant judge can't?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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