"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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FR: Orbiter Loses His Sh!t!

wifehunter

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As usual, I was chatting up a Mexican girl HB6, not interested, but just having fun bantering (she was fixing a kids crayon set)...

Apparently, I was talking to someone's girl...he wasn't happy at all.

Orbiters orbit harder if they feel like they are losing.

Guy was leaning into her space, seemly to occupy her. I hope he brushed his teeth today. Because she seemed
uncomfortable. Lolz!!!

Fear of loss, is unnattactive, to everyone! Trying to control the situation, only makes you look like an ass.

I was entertained, to say the least...and left saying "have fun playing with your crayons!" She laughed.:p
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Desdinova

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I generally try to avoid women who have orbiters, but when the woman I'm dating has them, I'll look into the relationship between them. Sometimes it's the woman who's the orbiter, and that's the kind of 5hit I won't tolerate. However, orbiters who lose their 5hit are fine in my books. They're the ones who are disqualifying themselves.
 

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I generally try to avoid women who have orbiters, but when the woman I'm dating has them, I'll look into the relationship between them. Sometimes it's the woman who's the orbiter, and that's the kind of 5hit I won't tolerate. However, orbiters who lose their 5hit are fine in my books. They're the ones who are disqualifying themselves.
That whole orbiter thing is a joke and women for collecting them should be cut off internet
 

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I was on a train and a HB8 with a couple dudes sat opposite me. Me and her ended up discussing musical instruments (of which I know absolutely nothing- I was just bull$hitting, having fun and she was lapping it up eagerly despite supposedly being a music student herself) and when I got up to alight at my stop the dude's faces were a treat. They were furious at this stranger who dared to muscle in on their central mass. "Yeah, bye!" one of them snorted as I left.

lol orbiters
 
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