RichardTheFrog
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How the fvck are you gonna get to know someone over less than an hour of sitting across a table from someone?
What is this nonsense bull$h1t.
What is this nonsense bull$h1t.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Personal attack reportedWho keeps giving Richard computer access at the looney bin
Just for snitching I'm going to carve my username into your LamborghiniPersonal attack reported
ask your dad take pc access from youPersonal attack reported
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
I don't think so, he keeps it cunningly hidden inside an imaginary garage. Apparently the objective of Inception 2 is to key Richard's car by leaping into the dreamspace.Just for snitching I'm going to carve my username into your Lamborghini
never go for this kind of date. always go for a walk. so you dont pay for herHow the fvck are you gonna get to know someone over less than an hour of sitting across a table from someone?
What is this nonsense bull$h1t.
The $10 isn't the issue.never go for this kind of date. always go for a walk. so you dont pay for her
You're not a tough guy.Just for snitching I'm going to carve my username into your Lamborghini
Huh?ask your dad take pc access from you
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
The purpose of dating is to relax and have fun. You don't have to get to know her entirely in 1 hour.The $10 isn't the issue.