"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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So I drove my sister to the mini-mart to buy some stuff. I stayed in the car while she was doing the shopping. I was just looking around when something caught my eye. I saw a young, beautiful, skinny white girl exiting the mini mart, she was carrying a bunch of heavy stuff with one hand.

I´ve never seen anything like that before. Girls like that always ask nearest dude for help.

Thoughts?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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So I drove my sister to the mini-mart to buy some stuff. I stayed in the car while she was doing the shopping. I was just looking around when something caught my eye. I saw a young, beautiful, skinny white girl exiting the mini mart, she was carrying a bunch of heavy stuff with one hand.

I´ve never seen anything like that before. Girls like that always ask nearest dude for help.

Thoughts?
No dudes around, she's fending for herself.
 

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I´ve never seen anything like that before. Girls like that always ask nearest dude for help.

Thoughts?
Yes I have thoughts, you should have been the nearest dude available instead of sitting on your azz all cozied up in the car.
Actions always beat inaction, and anywhere is a pickup spot…
 
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Yes I have thoughts, you should have been the nearest dude available instead of sitting on your azz all cozied up in the car.
Actions always beat inaction, and anywhere is a pickup spot…
Of course I would've love to have approached her even knowing there was a good chance I was gonna get rejected (that's normally the case, I don't mind admitting it).

Unfortunately it was one of those I just woke up, all happened so fast, i didn't get out of the car because I was still in my pijamas kind of moments.
 

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Of course I would've love to have approached her even knowing there was a good chance I was gonna get rejected (that's normally the case, I don't mind admitting it).

Unfortunately it was one of those I just woke up, all happened so fast, i didn't get out of the car because I was still in my pijamas kind of moments.
In that case, most guy's should wear pajamas all day, every day!

OH WAIT:

 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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