Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Dallas TX Mom of the Year

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She fooled the court system, the medical system, the welfare system, and scammed people out of thousands of dollars of donations by lying and saying her kid was sick. And the father still doesn't have custody, even after the state finally took the kid away from the mother.

I took Family Law. My textbook said very plainly, "Maternal bias in the family court system is a myth." No discussion of the topic was allowed.

http://www.star-telegram.com/news/local/community/dallas/article188865169.html
Christopher had 323 doctor visits and 13 major surgeries. Here’s why his mom was arrested
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I took Family Law. My textbook said very plainly, "Maternal bias in the family court system is a myth." No discussion of the topic was allowed.
I'm not at all surprised.
 

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I'm not at all surprised.
It is not a myth precisely because they say it is and also forbid them to talk about it. Stupid. I’ve often fantasized about suing the US government for a few years now and how I’d go about doing it too. But I don’t want to end up ‘committing suicide’ by shooting myself in the back of the head 6 times with a shotgun.

Because that’s how most people commit suicide. Bah.
 

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But I don’t want to end up ‘committing suicide’ by shooting myself in the back of the head 6 times with a shotgun.
That's only if they think you are extremely dangerous and have some kind of proof against them (Seth Rich).

In your case, (being only a pesky citizen) they'd just download child p*orn onto your computer and then get a tip that you had child p*rn on your computer and then very publicly arrest you for having child p*rn on your computer.
 

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@taiyuu_otoko or use my name in place of someone else and call me a terrorist, just like how one of the 9/11 hijackers was technically deceased 6 years prior lol
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I thought after the war terms like Terrorism died out... Honestly though when I think of the texas mom I think of all the mom's that deposit their kid at the local park. Only thing is this texas mom definitely decided to do something with her kid.
 

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Let me guess all those cvnts who ruled in the mothers favour through all this time wont be considered accountable?
 

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Let me guess all those cvnts who ruled in the mothers favour through all this time wont be considered accountable?
I would say you are correct. It is technically possible that they might be held accountable for poor performance during the next election, provided their position is an elected one, but that is a long shot.
 
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