Girl hit me then called the cops

[MountainSlide]

So I had a couple people over, and everyone left but one girl who I have sex with. We were drinking. I was sitting in a seat not doing much when all of a sudden she comes out of nowhere and socks me in the eye; I assume it was because she was jelly of interpreted flirting between myself and another girl. Then she called the cops claiming that I was assaulting her with a belt and beating her. The cops came and spoke with us. Here’s the twist to the story. The police ended up arresting and charging her with assault! I was like, no way this is happening right now. They were just like “shut the **** up” to her, threw her in cuffs, and took her downtown. Anyway, she isn’t allowed near my house or to speak with me anymore. Anyone get this lucky ever?

 

[PokerStar]

hell hath no fury than a woman scorned.

 

[ImTheDoubleGreatest!]

Do you got a real nice shiner now that they were able to see because of her or did they just take her after hearing what happened?

 

[MountainSlide]

Do you got a real nice shiner now that they were able to see because of her or did they just take her after hearing what happened?

Got a decent shiner now but it would’ve been hard to see last night.

 

[Murk]

They could prob smell the fear and ***** in you and knew what to do, they’ve seen it all before babe.

 

[ImTheDoubleGreatest!]

Lots of things then. Nice though for not getting put in her place though, you got lucky lol. My uncle can tell you

 

[MountainSlide]

Lots of things then. Nice though for not getting put in her place though, you got lucky lol. My uncle can tell you

I thanked the cops for not arresting me lol. I said that it’s highly unusual for them to take the side of the man.

 

[Billtx49]

Well now you know about her anger issues reaction level. Count yourself lucky you found out early instead of her getting really po’ed later on and coming at you with a sharp knife.

 

[Desdinova]

They've probably dealt with her 5hit before. That's why they had no problem taking your side

 

[btownbuck2012]

Sounds like your girl already had a reputation with the boys in blue! LMFAO

 

[logicallefty]

Great to hear that her attempted scheme back fired. You might get a call or letter from the States Attorney asking if you want to press charges. I hope to hell you do. Otherwise she will just do this sh!t to the next man and he may not be so lucky. Women like this, to me anymore, are a collective. A victory against one is a victory against all. Take her skank ass down.

 

[marmel75]

I cant ever imagine a woman who would be so unafraid of me physically that she would even think to do that let alone actually do it.

 

[Billtx49]

I cant ever imagine a woman who would be so unafraid of me physically that she would even think to do that let alone actually do it.

Some head case women do it frequently. They don’t really think about consequences before they act out in rage…
They then become prime candidates for beaten woman syndrome when they do it to a man that has bigger problems than theirs.

 

[Glassguy]

Spin more plates lol

 

[hockeyfreak79]

Some states it's automatic lock up for the guy. Damn lucky son go buy yourself a lotto ticket asap!

 

[ImTheDoubleGreatest!]

even politicians have been found to be members of red pill type sites

Is that so.... Can you name some for me?

 

[wifehunter]

She sounds like wife material.

Where do you find these quality chicks?

 

[Red Legg]

more and more people are becoming aware and waking up.

even politicians have been found to be members of red pill type sites

I believe President Trump is aware...