What's the Smoothest Thing You've Said/Done?

[Masculinity]

Title says it all. What was the smoothest and/or most courageous thing you've said or done that worked out with women? And what was the outcome?!

I'll start. I was out with some friends one night and met a few women. One of the was being a c0ck block and the other one was receptive. Long story short, I dropped the c0ock block at home and took my plate to the local grocery store.

When we were back in my car, her c0ckblock called my friend, telling her she needed to go home, etc. On my back seat, sat a can of whipped cream I left accidentally earlier in the day. While she was on the phone, sitting in the passenger seat, I sprayed whipped cream on her beck and began kissing it/eating the cream. She said "I've to go" to the c0ckbloxk and the rest is history ; ]

 

[Macaframalama]

I was out with a couple of guys and a few females at the strip club and we were both macking the same chic. Everybody parked at my place and we had all taken one vehicle to the club. At the end of the night, when we got back to my place I grabbed her by the hand and started leading her inside. Homeboy follows us and says something to the effect "I thought me and you were going to talk". She looks at him, looks at me, looks at him, looks at me, like she's deciding what to do. I pick her up and throw her over my shoulder caveman style, carry her inside, throw her on the bed and drill it every way imaginable.

 

[Masculinity]

I was out with a couple of guys and a few females at the strip club and we were both macking the same chic. Everybody parked at my place and we had all taken one vehicle to the club. At the end of the night, when we got back to my place I grabbed her by the hand and started leading her inside. Homeboy follows us and says something to the effect "I thought me and you were going to talk". She looks at him, looks at me, looks at him, looks at me, like she's deciding what to do. I pick her up and throw her over my shoulder caveman style, carry her inside, throw her on the bed and drill it every way imaginable.

Woohooooo!

 

[Masculinity]

Title says it all. What was the smoothest and/or most courageous thing you've said or done that worked out with women? And what was the outcome?!

I'll start. I was out with some friends one night and met a few women. One of the was being a c0ck block and the other one was receptive. Long story short, I dropped the c0ock block at home and took my plate to the local grocery store.

When we were back in my car, her c0ckblock called my friend, telling her she needed to go home, etc. On my back seat, sat a can of whipped cream I left accidentally earlier in the day. While she was on the phone, sitting in the passenger seat, I sprayed whipped cream on her beck and began kissing it/eating the cream. She said "I've to go" to the c0ckbloxk and the rest is history ; ]

Neck*

 

[Sho-No-Luv]

A few years back at conference during intermission, I caught a very pretty big breasted female giving me that look, you know the dreamy eyed one that says i like what i see. So i decided not to hesitate and make a move. And it went like this..

Me: So I make you that nervous huh?

Her: Ahh, why do you say that?

Me: Well cuz, you keep staring at me and not speaking, but your heart has already spoken for you

Her: My heart, what do you mean?

Me: Well, its beating pretty loud, you mean you cant hear it?

Her(grinning): Nope, are you serious?

Me: Yes come hear let me check something real quick.

Her: She walks right up to me with a big smile on her face

I actually layed my head on her chest, right next to her heart. (Those big ass tits oh my God!)

Me: Yep, its just what i thought it was..

Her: And what's that?

Me: Well, you have a very serious heart condition and the only thing that will cure it is for you to give me your cell number and let me take you out.

Her: Wow, for real?

Me: Yes, you wanna be cured right?

I handed her my cell and she gave up the digits. Later on i ****eed the ever loving stuffing out of her, those tits tasted heavenly in my mouth..

 

[TheMonkeyKing]

My go to line, 'I'd quite like to be inside you'. A nice combination of filth and blatant honesty, delivered in a supposedly gentlemanly, considerate way.

Second date with 9/10, she's quite proper, fancies herself as a bit sophisticated and all that. We'd had a couple of drinks and were watching a local blues band. The bar is low lit and I'm standing close behind her. I whisper this immortal line in her ear; her face lights up like she just hit the jackpot, and she says, 'I can't believe you just said that'. Physicality then goes from 3 to 11. Unfortunately I then got too drunk and she went home

 

[TheGambino]

A few years back at conference during intermission, I caught a very pretty big breasted female giving me that look, you know the dreamy eyed one that says i like what i see. So i decided not to hesitate and make a move. And it went like this..

Me: So I make you that nervous huh?

Her: Ahh, why do you say that?

Me: Well cuz, you keep staring at me and not speaking, but your heart has already spoken for you

Her: My heart, what do you mean?

Me: Well, its beating pretty loud, you mean you cant hear it?

Her(grinning): Nope, are you serious?

Me: Yes come hear let me check something real quick.

Her: She walks right up to me with a big smile on her face

I actually layed my head on her chest, right next to her heart. (Those big ass tits oh my God!)

Me: Yep, its just what i thought it was..

Her: And what's that?

Me: Well, you have a very serious heart condition and the only thing that will cure it is for you to give me your cell number and let me take you out.

Her: Wow, for real?

Me: Yes, you wanna be cured right?

I handed her my cell and she gave up the digits. Later on i ****eed the ever loving stuffing out of her, those tits tasted heavenly in my mouth..

YESSSSS, CHAPEAU, THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT GUYS!!! LEARN!!!! LMAO, I love it.

 

[Mike32ct]

Was at the club once. I approached this bachelorette party girl with a giant plastic p$nis on her head.

My opener was:

“Are you gonna dance, or are you going to stand there like a dikhead?”

She laughed hysterically and bought me a drink.

 

[wifehunter]

Watch and learn:

 

[RangerMIke]

When I meet women I'm not that smooth really, I try to be fun and ask for what I want (date, phone number) then take it from there.

It's went they reject me that cracks me up. I had one chick told me after during our second date, when I was going to take her to a concert after dinner, that she just wanted to be friends since she didn't feel anything romantic.

I just said, no problem chemistry is what it is, and while I was in the car with her, called another chick to see if she wanted to go to the concert and she did, and told her I was on the way to pick her up. Then I told the date I was on. Thanks, but I had enough friends and I have to go get someone else on the other side of town and if she didn't mind if I would call her an Uber, on me, to take her home so I wouldn't be late for the concert. The expression on her face was priceless.

This was a couple of months ago, and now she is starting to reach out. It's amazing how you suddenly become more attractive when you don't fall all over yourself over a chick and become some pathetic simp.

 

[Masculinity]

Bump

 

[Von]

When I meet women I'm not that smooth really, I try to be fun and ask for what I want (date, phone number) then take it from there.

It's went they reject me that cracks me up. I had one chick told me after during our second date, when I was going to take her to a concert after dinner, that she just wanted to be friends since she didn't feel anything romantic.

I just said, no problem chemistry is what it is, and while I was in the car with her, called another chick to see if she wanted to go to the concert and she did, and told her I was on the way to pick her up. Then I told the date I was on. Thanks, but I had enough friends and I have to go get someone else on the other side of town and if she didn't mind if I would call her an Uber, on me, to take her home so I wouldn't be late for the concert. The expression on her face was priceless.

This was a couple of months ago, and now she is starting to reach out. It's amazing how you suddenly become more attractive when you don't fall all over yourself over a chick and become some pathetic simp.

Teach me sensei

 

[logicallefty]

This is actually not all that Suave or original, but let me tell you it works like a champ:

(HB & LL make plans to go out)
HB: Now listen, we are only going out as friends.
LL: yep that's right
(HB+LL out on the town having a few drinks)
LL: you are a really cool friend. I don't have many female friends but you fit the bill perfectly
HB: you are a good friend too
HB says to herself: Friends? He only thinks of me as a friend? I'm suppose to be in control here not him!
LL: I'm having a great time, friend!
HB says to herself: WHY AM I ONLY A FRIEND?! WHY IS HE NOT ORBITING ME AND WORSHIPING MY C000CH?
LL: How you doing friend?
(HB's insecurities get the best of her. she makes move on LL. They go back to LL's house and LL fvcks his 'friend')

Works every time, fellas! Now get out there and fvck your friend!

 

[Masculinity]

This is actually not all that Suave or original, but let me tell you it works like a champ:

(HB & LL make plans to go out)
HB: Now listen, we are only going out as friends.
LL: yep that's right
(HB+LL out on the town having a few drinks)
LL: you are a really cool friend. I don't have many female friends but you fit the bill perfectly
HB: you are a good friend too
HB says to herself: Friends? He only thinks of me as a friend? I'm suppose to be in control here not him!
LL: I'm having a great time, friend!
HB says to herself: WHY AM I ONLY A FRIEND?! WHY IS HE NOT ORBITING ME AND WORSHIPING MY C000CH?
LL: How you doing friend?
(HB's insecurities get the best of her. she makes move on LL. They go back to LL's house and LL fvcks his 'friend')

Works every time, fellas! Now get out there and fvck your friend!

How did she respond? Curious to hear how the dynamic changed. Did she initiate the shift?

 

[logicallefty]

How did she respond? Curious to hear how the dynamic changed. Did she initiate the shift?

I have had luck with this general scenario honestly three times that I can remember. The best one went down like this: Dinner at Buffalo Wild Wings. Drinks at first Bar. Drinks at second bar. I go to dance floor at second bar. She follows me. Kisses me on the dance floor. Drinks at third bar. Making out at third bar. Back to my place for the homerun. She left at about 6am after fvcking all night. Came to my house 2 nights later on her way to work (3rd shift). We did the deed again . She called that our "first date". The actual first night she said we were still only friends even though we fvcked. She considered the night on the way to work our first actual date. Said the first night we were still only "Friends" even though we fvcked all night. Go figure.

 

[Bible_Belt]

That moment when she loses her sh!t, "WHAAAAAT? You're dumping me???? No one dumps me! I have never been dumped. I do the dumping!!!!"

 

[marmel75]

Was walking past a group of girls in line at a club and we were walking past on the outside because we were friends with the bouncers and they used to let us in skipping the line...as I was walking by one of them yells at me "She thinks you are hot" and then they all start cracking up laughing...without missing a beat and without slowing down I turn and say "Sorry...I only am interested in pretty girls..." And gave then a smirk...And keep walking...my friends almost pissed their pants and were like " Oh my God...I cant believe you said that to them!!"...

Needless to say once they got in they wouldnt leave me alone the rest of the night...it was a very very good night...