"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Field Report

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i noticed a thread where a guy was not happy that no one reports their field reports. Honestly, I find it pointless and trivial for me to recount things like that. It does absolutely nothing for me, but on his thread he mentioned how it could be motivational for other guys. That was a very good point that made me reconsider. I would like some fame. So here it is.

I've been banging this chick for a while. Let's call her kay. Kay is very hot. I was in the mall at around six hitting on women. Fair amount of rejections. Got a few numbers. Kay called me and asked me to go with her to her friend's (let's call her candice) house.. Normally I would reject the offer but she mentioned there would be drugs and candice is very hot as well.

We got over there and I immediately raided candices boyfriends fridge for alcohol. He's short and very insecure. I got everyone to take some shots and decided to try and make something happen. The boyfriend went to the store and it was just me kay and candice. I got them to sit closer to me and made out with kay while looking at candice. I told candice to give kay a peck on the lips. I then told her to give me one. I suggested getting out of there but I couldn't get either of them to pay for the room. Boyfriend came back and I took some oxy and some more stuff he had.

Eventually he got frustrated with me. He hated the way I dealt with females. The females saw it and began to get frustrated with him. It was funny because he values their approval. I got candice to get him to give us more of his alchohokl. After a while he started complaining about being sleepy (wanted to isolate candice) so me and kay left.

Me and kay went to her house (I've been crashing there for a while. Rent free baby) and slept. Night over.

Might go to the mall and try to pick something up later today.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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i noticed a thread where a guy was not happy that no one reports their field reports. Honestly, I find it pointless and trivial for me to recount things like that. It does absolutely nothing for me, but on his thread he mentioned how it could be motivational for other guys. That was a very good point that made me reconsider. I would like some fame. So here it is.

I've been banging this chick for a while. Let's call her kay. Kay is very hot. I was in the mall at around six hitting on women. Fair amount of rejections. Got a few numbers. Kay called me and asked me to go with her to her friend's (let's call her candice) house.. Normally I would reject the offer but she mentioned there would be drugs and candice is very hot as well.

We got over there and I immediately raided candices boyfriends fridge for alcohol. He's short and very insecure. I got everyone to take some shots and decided to try and make something happen. The boyfriend went to the store and it was just me kay and candice. I got them to sit closer to me and made out with kay while looking at candice. I told candice to give kay a peck on the lips. I then told her to give me one. I suggested getting out of there but I couldn't get either of them to pay for the room. Boyfriend came back and I took some oxy and some more stuff he had.

Eventually he got frustrated with me. He hated the way I dealt with females. The females saw it and began to get frustrated with him. It was funny because he values their approval. I got candice to get him to give us more of his alchohokl. After a while he started complaining about being sleepy (wanted to isolate candice) so me and kay left.

Me and kay went to her house (I've been crashing there for a while. Rent free baby) and slept. Night over.

Might go to the mall and try to pick something up later today.
Sound like a typical loser...nice work tho
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Wait what... so you random guy goes to another guys house and totally disregards his stuff and possessions?? Women is one thing in gaming them, but you were in his fridge and stealing alcohol and being a ****lord? I would've threw your ass out so fast.
 

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You sound like the kind of guy who could really benefit from an ass kicking. What the hell did I just read?
 

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Wait what... so you random guy goes to another guys house and totally disregards his stuff and possessions?? Women is one thing in gaming them, but you were in his fridge and stealing alcohol and being a ****lord? I would've threw your ass out so fast.
Why are you defending a weak male? You're a pvssy
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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YOU are a weak male.

But you're the type that will keep pushing people until you find someone who shows you how weak you are. And you might never recover from that.
The real question is will you be banned for racism. Also, Thanks for the advice bud but I don't want it. I've engaged you enough. If you have nothing else to say then be gone and let someone else reply
 
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Steal his alchy, oxy, more stuff her had and and attempt to pull his woman into a threesome.

This isn't the Don Juan way.

Though..................... King Osric would be proud of your sneaky ways:

 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Thanks dude and yea, he was. He cooked us dinner lol
I was referring to you. Must have been too high to be able to comprehend that...


Any questions?
 

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Part of the reason I don't post much here. Most of you guys are old fat and pathetic
Whatever makes you feel better about yourself bro...I'm not the one who needs to escape from reality because they are too mentally weak to deal with it.
 

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Thanks dude and yea, he was. He cooked us dinner lol
Too funny. OP is too dumb to realize that he is being called a loser.

Mooching off other people for food, alcohol and shelter does not make you "strong". It makes you a loser. Try getting a job if you want respect.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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