"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Infern0

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Dude i havent spoke to in ohh.. must he 10 years, messaged me on facebook asking for girl advice.

His posts below:

Well you have a few options, I'm currently taking the friendship route because this girl has a boyfriend but it is always a good option to build up trust, this girl called me one of her best friends last night and promised to always be there for me after only 4 weeks

And

To me it is a positive because she is in a relationship and I won't break that up, she is a nice lass but being called her best friend and that she talks about me to her family, friends and boyfriend about me must make him feel worried but I'm already in her head and he doesn't do **** other than play computer games





I have my work cut out here
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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AFC's and white knights, are not ready to be unplugged:

 
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Dude i havent spoke to in ohh.. must he 10 years, messaged me on facebook asking for girl advice.

His posts below:

Well you have a few options, I'm currently taking the friendship route because this girl has a boyfriend but it is always a good option to build up trust, this girl called me one of her best friends last night and promised to always be there for me after only 4 weeks

And

To me it is a positive because she is in a relationship and I won't break that up, she is a nice lass but being called her best friend and that she talks about me to her family, friends and boyfriend about me must make him feel worried but I'm already in her head and he doesn't do **** other than play computer games





I have my work cut out here
Baring in mind that he knows she is taken, if he approached her with direct interest and let her decide whether or not to reciprocate with her interest then that would be fair game in my opinion, but the fact that he is putting indirect groundwork in to a taken woman that has zero romantic interest in him is a sleeze bag move in my opinion. And yea it probably wont work. Just sayin.
 
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