"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Chicks that grab your junk soon after you just met
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
Who knows where's she's been?
btownbuck2012
Master Don Juan
"Well son, that first time she grabbed my junk I knew she was special. I then asked her what her first name was and the rest was history".
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
shesabranchswinger
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Why are you telling us about this without having made a move?
That's a f*ck first, ask questions later situation.
Her: (Grabbing your c*ck)
You: "I'll get back to you on that..."
On our first date I asked my girlfriend if I could tie her up and she said we should wait for that and I breathed a sign of relief.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
It's the fastest way to your wallet for a stripper…
Hardcore stripper game there.
MatureDJ
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Actually, unless I found her attractive and was in the mood for lap action, I would be strong enough to resist. But yes, if she were attractive, I would take her fiddling with my junk as a sign that I'd get my money's worth. I always have the frame of mind walking into a strip club that I'm looking to walk out with a spot on my sweat pants.
So it looks like you want them them to spank your monkey instead of self service?