Are cougars really DTF?

[Phuck Yiu]

This cougar tans outside at my condo pool all the time. Today I was looking at her and she got up and looked at me. I don't want to risk talking to her just for her to be some woman that'll tell me I'm too young for her.

 

[AlexKaiser]

Try anyway?

You don't know her interest level yet.

If it's nonexistent and she rejects you, whatever.

Reject over Regret.

 

[Phuck Yiu]

Try anyway?

You don't know her interest level yet.

If it's nonexistent and she rejects you, whatever.

Reject over Regret.

Well I don't want to see her everyday because she tans at the same time I go get the mail from our mailbox. But if she's like any of the other old people at our condo she probably tans and then spends the rest of her time in her condo alone.

 

[lizardking82]

You don't wanna risk her telling you you're too young? LOOOOOL Common, dude. What happens to you if she tells you that? Would your liver fall out of your ass or sth? She's a cougar, go for it. Like, the next time you see her.

 

[Glassguy]

You can always go back inside and jerk it as you peek through your blinds and watch her tan. Or you can man up, approach her for chit chat and invite her in for a drink.

 

[SgtSplacker]

Just head over and make some small talk. If she is into it you will know. Otherwise just kindly excuse your self.

 

[Glassguy]

You can always tell her she looks like she is getting too much sun from tanning and ask if she needs a hand with that sunscreen lol.

Man up big boy, thats what women want. They want a man that will take charge and go after what they want. Especially older women.

 

[ImTheDoubleGreatest!]

You can always go back inside and jerk it as you peek through your blinds and watch her tan. Or you can man up, approach her for chit chat and invite her in for a drink.

He's 17 dude.

 

[AlexKaiser]

He's 17 dude.

I don't think the alcohol acquisition should be an issue unless he has no older friends. Underage girls and boys snag beer and hard stuff all the time.

If that doesn't work, he can invite her for a refreshing beverage at the maltshop, hot golly! Because she's probably into that 50's style summer lovin

 

[Phuck Yiu]

You don't wanna risk her telling you you're too young? LOOOOOL Common, dude. What happens to you if she tells you that? Would your liver fall out of your ass or sth? She's a cougar, go for it. Like, the next time you see her.

I don't want my mom finding out, and if she is DTF I doubt she would tell anyone

 

[lizardking82]

I don't want my mom finding out, and if she is DTF I doubt she would tell anyone

She knows your mom personally or what?

 

[devilkingx2]

I don't want my mom finding out, and if she is DTF I doubt she would tell anyone

don't let her find out you're 17 until post-sex

 

[Phuck Yiu]

She knows your mom personally or what?

No but it's a small condominium complex word might get around.

 

[Phuck Yiu]

don't let her find out you're 17 until post-sex

Ok I guess

 

[lizardking82]

No but it's a small condominium complex word might get around.

No, boy, word will not get around because she is not interested in that. Do you think she wants people to know she ****ed a youngster? Common, man, smash the **** out of her and earn some unforgettable experience, cougars are really sth (tried and tested).

 

[Phuck Yiu]

No, boy, word will not get around because she is not interested in that. Do you think she wants people to know she ****ed a youngster? Common, man, smash the **** out of her and earn some unforgettable experience, cougars are really sth (tried and tested).

Ok but I don't know what to say. I think I weirded her out by looking at her ass as she was tanning.

 

[devilkingx2]

Ok I guess

don't actively lie about it, but you probably shouldn't outright tell her either

 

[Glassguy]

He's 17 dude.

Even better......get big balls early

 

[Phuck Yiu]

The pool at our condo has a gate. If I open the gate and come in she'll know that I just wanted to talk to her, and I have a hard time hiding my horniness I don't want to keep looking at her ass as I talk to her.

 

[Phuck Yiu]

Even better......get big balls early

But what if she isn't DTF?