"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Must Read: The real truth about the Red Pill

Augustus_McCrae

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I know that this post might get deleted and that the moderators might ban me. BUT I DON'T CARE!

SOMEONE has to tell the truth about that mean, evil red pill and gosh darn it, I'm just enough of a modern liberated man to do it!

Better sit down before you read any further, it's gonna get really scary...

This is what that evil red pill and those mean Red Pill men tried to tell me:

That there was no Santa Clause ( I know... can you believe they would even lie like that?)

That my Little Ponies weren't really magical (I can't... I can't... even think about that....)

Told me there was something called "Divorce Rape" (eeeewwwww, that sounds gross...)

Told me that girls weren't really made of Sugar and Spice and Everything nice (yeah, right...)

Stole my Teddy Bear

Took away my security blanket (sniffle)

That the Grinch really didn't bring back the Roast Beast

And.... all of it Made me cry and want my Mommy...

So, That's it! I'm leaving! Goodbye Cruel Manosphere!

Now I'm going to go home, put my snuggie on, have some warm milk and cookies, watch my favorite Disney movie, then say 3 times: "There's no place like Home!"

Then in the morning I'll wake up and I'll be back in my awesome race car bed wearing my cozy pajamas with the feet and this will all just seem like a BAD BAD DREAM.

-The End- (I just love happy endings, don't you?)
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Now I'm going to go home, put my snuggie on, have some warm milk and cookies, watch my favorite Disney move, then say 3 times: "There's no place like Home!"

Then in the morning I'll wake up and I'll be back in my awesome race car bed wearing my cozy pajamas with the feet and this will all just seem like a BAD BAD DREAM.

-The End- (I just love happy endings, don't you?)
Wizard of Oz isnt a Disney movie FYI
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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